The Houston Texans' off-season house cleaning is an absolutely perfect microcosm of contemporary society. The team fired their head coach after one season. They lost their muh dicking QB Deshaun Watson, so they replaced him with another "watch me runs it" bonobo signal caller who earned its team a whopping four wins. Yet, who takes the blame for nigger incompetence? YT, that's who!

Good cops are behind bars for daring to do their job, and three humans just following a UNIFORMED OFFICER'S instructions will spend the rest of their lives in jail. We made the noble gesture of attempting to domesticate these animals and we've been paying the price ever since.