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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Lardzo sucks up more chiggin, gets fatter - celebrate!
Actually, her celebration of greed IS a good thing. The more the gluttonous sow inhales, the faster it will be good.
she announces on Instagram: "I gained weight" and celebrates herself with a video dancing
*Eyebleach warning for mammoth, sweaty sow*
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/lizz...233744125.html
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Trustee
Captain
I was cleaning out my garage and found my harpoons. I'm going to install the iron and rig a dart on my medium
size one, in case I see Lardzo. Depending on where I drive, I do frequently sight black whale, sometimes an entire pod.
I'll yell "Thar she blows" and stand at the ready. The only way to stop that much blubber, is to sink the 'poon deep,
and hope the rope doesn't part off, or run out. It takes a stout hearted man-of-the-sea to handle the biggun's.
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
I was cleaning out my garage and found my harpoons. I'm going to install the iron and rig a dart on my medium
size one, in case I see Lardzo. Depending on where I drive, I do frequently sight black whale, sometimes an entire pod.
I'll yell "Thar she blows" and stand at the ready. The only way to stop that much blubber, is to sink the 'poon deep,
and hope the rope doesn't part off, or run out. It takes a stout hearted man-of-the-sea to handle the biggun's.
By cleverly double-baiting the lure to a level of irresistibility as he well knew it to be, Cap'n Cizzums, a stout-hearted and courageous man of the sea, readied himself for the final showdown with the troublesome, sinister Black sea monster he had christened "Lardzo".
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Chiggun aint whats got that sherilla fat!It’s gotta be consuming huge quantities of sugar.If you harpooned that obese beast it would probably bleed syrup!
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Administrator
Captain
You need the Iowa-class battleship's 16" guns to demolish that negress. Fucking ugly disgusting sow. How did we devolve to this.
Coalburning is bestiality.
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Captain
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
Chiggun aint whats got that sherilla fat!It’s gotta be consuming huge quantities of sugar.If you harpooned that obese beast it would probably bleed syrup!
Tru Dat!! And mawt likkah!!
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
Well, it was your little tale of finding your harpoon and preparing yourself for a chance encounter with the Greasy Landwhale that inspired it.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Senior Corrections Officer
Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
By cleverly double-baiting the lure to a level of irresistibility as he well knew it to be, Cap'n Cizzums, a stout-hearted and courageous man of the sea, readied himself for the final showdown with the troublesome, sinister Black sea monster he had christened "Lardzo".
Magnificent creation yet again Diva. And the supporting storyline was a verbal masterpiece as well LOL Need to send that to Lardasses Twatter account.
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