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    Literal Nigger Overload

    So Hollywood, which hasn't had an original thought in decades, is rebooting "Dirty Dancing," sorta.

    So I'm watching the commercial for this fresh new hell, which is a contest between "celebrities" to see who can be the "stars" of this unmitigated shit-show. Obviously there are nigger "celebrities" in this thing. Of course. But as my stomach begins to churn, what do I see? Why it's a big fat, 800 pound-if-its-an-ounce nigger sow! Just as that vile image is making me want to poke my eyes out, the screen flashes to that iconic image of Patrick Swayze holding up Jennifer Gray stretched out above! Who are the creators of this mindless horseshit kidding? There is nothing human OR nigger capable of lifting that big fat nigger sow into the air! And how could you hang on to it!

    I don't care how "inclusive" you feel the need to be, common sense (and good taste) dictate you don't include a big fat greasy nigger sow for a part that's supposed to be about beauty and grace!

    Can you image!

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    If it's chock full of niggers, as I would expect it to be, it won't be "Dirty Dancing"; it'll be "Dirty Twerking."
    And that iconic image of Patrick Swayze holding up Jennifer Gray stretched out above might yet be possible with a gaseous sowpotamus that floats like a blimp.

    I managed to find some clips from the upcoming hot mess. Enjoy.








    (There used to be a gif image of a tribal looking nigger sow jumping and spinning like a chimp in a doughnut shop or restaurant that I wish I could find. I haven't seen it in awhile; it was hilarious. If someone finds it, post it here - I'd love to see it again!)

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    Audition for the Patrick Swayze role:

    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    That's it! That's the one I was trying to find! Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    If it's chock full of niggers, as I would expect it to be, it won't be "Dirty Dancing"; it'll be "Dirty Twerking."
    And that iconic image of Patrick Swayze holding up Jennifer Gray stretched out above might yet be possible with a gaseous sowpotamus that floats like a blimp.

    I managed to find some clips from the upcoming hot mess. Enjoy.








    (There used to be a gif image of a tribal looking nigger sow jumping and spinning like a chimp in a doughnut shop or restaurant that I wish I could find. I haven't seen it in awhile; it was hilarious. If someone finds it, post it here - I'd love to see it again!)
    This looks about right!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    That's it! That's the one I was trying to find! Thanks!
    My pleasure!

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    What is pissing me off is how EVERY tv show has niggers in it now, even if there is no reason for it. I tried watching Pennyworth, a show on HBO about Batman's batman Alfred, and for some reason his two best friends are a white guy and a nigger that acts white. They are all supposed to have been members of the Artists Rifles (SAS). LOLWUT? And this show seems to be taking place in the 60's, so I don't really get it. And it features a bunch of Brits turning into nazis and way too much of the show focuses on all the poor niggers that are suffering as a result, even though I don't even know why there are niggers in the show at all given the time period.

    And then I tried the last season of Fringe, because I had fond memories of that. Turns out there was a sheboon in that one too, although I'm not sure why since she does absolutely nothing to help the white people and the plot has nothing to do with her. It's like she is just there to get her face in front of the camera.

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    You guys make my day!

    Niggers would be mild comic relief, if they weren't so violent and dangerous!

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