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    Former feetsball nigger literally drank itself to batwings

    This is better reading in the morning than the funny papers!

    Vincent Jackson, the 38-year-old former NFL receiver who was found dead in a Florida hotel room earlier this year, died from chronic alcohol use, a Florida medical examiner said on Wednesday.

    The Hillsborough County medical examiner said Jackson’s body exhibited signs of alcohol-related cardiovascular disease, kidney failure and other injuries, including bruises to his torso, Fox 13 News reported.

    Jackson played 12 seasons with the San Diego Chargers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers before retiring in 2018. He was diagnosed after his death with stage 2 chronic traumatic encephalopathy, which is a progressive degenerative brain disease caused by repetitive head trauma.

    "He shared with me once that alcohol made him feel calm," Lindsey Jackson, his widow, said, according to the station. He said it "made him feel like himself and that his brain was really fuzzy and this made it not fuzzy."
    https://www.foxnews.com/sports/vince...death-revealed

    Want to bet its ho made sure to have a big life insurance policy on it, and lied about whether it drank? "Sheeit, no, it drink onny soshullious!"
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    If the monkeybaw dindu had offed its burner before self medicating itself to goodness, this would have made my season even brighter.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Good work, Jackscoon!

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