My father in law is back in town for the holiday and I can't pry the remote from his hand.

He does a lot of channel surfing so nothing is on delay... we have to watch the commercials.

We make fun of the niggers in the commercials, keeping a tally of consecutive nothing but nigger commercials.

We were on a roll, six nigger commercials in a row when a Big Lots commercial came on without a single spook or zebra or driller or burner!

We were stunned! We haven't seen an all white commercials except for the burglar alarm commercial.

I told my FIL to rewind it to make sure we didn't miss one. He accidentally changed the channel instead of rewinding, so rewind was erased.

We never saw it again the rest of the day.

But if it's truly a nigger free commercial, I'll spend my money at Big Lots all day long.