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    Big Lots

    My father in law is back in town for the holiday and I can't pry the remote from his hand.

    He does a lot of channel surfing so nothing is on delay... we have to watch the commercials.

    We make fun of the niggers in the commercials, keeping a tally of consecutive nothing but nigger commercials.

    We were on a roll, six nigger commercials in a row when a Big Lots commercial came on without a single spook or zebra or driller or burner!

    We were stunned! We haven't seen an all white commercials except for the burglar alarm commercial.

    I told my FIL to rewind it to make sure we didn't miss one. He accidentally changed the channel instead of rewinding, so rewind was erased.

    We never saw it again the rest of the day.

    But if it's truly a nigger free commercial, I'll spend my money at Big Lots all day long.


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    It was a mirage in a desert of niggers and take the batteries out of the remote I do that to stop my husband channel hopping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    My father in law is back in town for the holiday and I can't pry the remote from his hand.

    He does a lot of channel surfing so nothing is on delay... we have to watch the commercials.

    We make fun of the niggers in the commercials, keeping a tally of consecutive nothing but nigger commercials.

    We were on a roll, six nigger commercials in a row when a Big Lots commercial came on without a single spook or zebra or driller or burner!

    We were stunned! We haven't seen an all white commercials except for the burglar alarm commercial.

    I told my FIL to rewind it to make sure we didn't miss one. He accidentally changed the channel instead of rewinding, so rewind was erased.

    We never saw it again the rest of the day.

    But if it's truly a nigger free commercial, I'll spend my money at Big Lots all day long.
    As will I!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greasemonkey View Post
    It was a mirage in a desert of niggers and take the batteries out of the remote I do that to stop my husband channel hopping.

    Great idea! He's only here three or 4 times per year for a few days at a time so I can deal with it.

    We don't watch all that much TV that isn't pre recorded so until his last visit, I didn't realize how many nothing but nigger or at least one nigger commercials existed!

    One after another! You'd think you were tuned into the Orca Winfrey Network!

    Humans are definitely the "tokens" now!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post

    But if it's truly a nigger free commercial, I'll spend my money at Big Lots all day long.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post

    I guess it was too good to be true!!!

    That is the worst of the worse... a damn burner and snake headed zebras!

    Thanks WF! I'll keep my money in my pocket at Big Lots!


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    It's NigLots where I live. Thankfully I can go 400 yards to an Ollie's and see fewer niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    We haven't seen an all white commercials except for the burglar alarm commercial.
    Ironically, this is the one business that should have a nigger in every single commercial!




    And yes, that shit actually happened:
    https://newsone.com/2028888/dajuan-porter-oral-sex/

    But just so you don't think it's all fun and rapey games with this nigger, they picked him up later apparently.
    Dajuan Porter, age 31, today pleaded no contest to first degree murder, burglary of a residence, and arson. President Judge Richard A. Lewis accepted the pleas and imposed a life sentence and a consecutive term of 20 to 40 years of imprisonment. The convictions relate to the June 10, 2013, murder of Joyce Roth, age 87, in Derry Township
    Sourced via CRIMEWATCH®: https://dauphin.crimewatchpa.com/da/...der-joyce-roth


    I think they'll keep him a little longer now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post

    Ironically, this is the one business that should have a nigger in every single commercial!



    And yes, that shit actually happened:
    https://newsone.com/2028888/dajuan-porter-oral-sex/

    But just so you don't think it's all fun and rapey games with this nigger, they picked him up later apparently.


    Sourced via CRIMEWATCH®: https://dauphin.crimewatchpa.com/da/...der-joyce-roth


    I think they'll keep him a little longer now.


    You got that right! Funny how advertisers NEVER cast a nigger in a commercial robbing, stealing, raping etc.


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    Nigg Lots.....

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    Despite the pictures, I would agree that the TV ads are where the traitor-ism is truly shown

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