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    Rape suspect Onjre tries to jump out 6th story window to avoid arrest- bounces off glass!

    Man charged with assault, kidnapping and rape after hotel employee sees woman's plea for help




    A front desk attendant called police for a welfare check, according to a press release.

    "She stated she noticed a male and female and that the female looked unwell. She stated she was discreetly able to ask the female if she was okay and the female used body language to indicate that something was wrong," the press release said.

    During a call to police, the attendant said that she mouthed, "Do you need help?" to the woman who nodded her head discreetly.

    According to court documents, George struck the victim numerous times leaving visible bruises on her head and body. George stopped her from using her cellphone to call 911 and unplugged the hotel phone, the documents state.

    George choked the woman until she was unconscious, documents said. When the woman was able to leave the room, George stayed close by her, but she attempted to make eye contact with hotel guests before finally catching the attention of an employee, the woman told police.

    When officers arrived at the room and began to question George, he attempted to jump through a sixth-floor window but bounced off the reinforced glass and was taken into custody, court documents state.
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    he attempted to jump through a sixth-floor window but bounced off the reinforced glass and was taken into custody
    Just as I was reading that, I imagined a roadrunner & coyote cartoon. Was it an Acme window?



    Thanks for the video Whitey, that was funny as hell.

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    Nigger needs that numbah!

    If only he had broken through and the room was on the 10th floor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    Just as I was reading that, I imagined a roadrunner & coyote cartoon. Was it an Acme window?



    Thanks for the video Whitey, that was funny as hell.
    Too bad a 2 ton anvil didn’t fall on his heyad.

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    That is absolutely hilarious! It's almost like he did it to entertain the cops…sort of like a "Resisting Arrest: The Musical" dance move.

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    This. except that its black.

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    What a Goddamn shame that window didn't explode allowing that nigger a 60 foot flight to the parking lot.

    Wrangling niggers is a thankless job.


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    I could swear I heard that cop chuckle when that nigger hit the glass. Lol

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    Funny shit, right there! Too bad it didn't go through the glass....

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    Quote Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat! View Post
    Too bad a 2 ton anvil didn’t fall on his heyad.
    My sentiments, EXACTLY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenkemfactory View Post
    This. except that its black.

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    Funny shit,!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat! View Post
    Too bad a 2 ton anvil didn’t fall on his heyad.

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    Is the window going to be OK?

    This is one of those few times that it's a damn shame they don't make windows like they used to. The only thing that could have made this funnier would have been the parking lot camera shot of it splatting on the pavement.

    Now the taxpayers are gonna get muh-dikked as well. I just hope the victim wasn't human - unless she's a burner. In that case, ho hum.


    That two seconds of bounce needs to be gif'd. I'd do it but it's YT.
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    Guilty!!!

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