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    GOD sends mighty force of tactical scorpions to attack Egyptian sandmonkeys

    Intense storms in Egypt unleashed a massive swarm of scorpions from their nests, stinging 450 people and killing 3



    Extreme weather in Egypt brought out a swarm of scorpions from their nests, resulting in hundreds of people in the southern city of Aswan being stung and three people dying from their injuries, according to multiple reports.

    At least 450 people were injured by scorpion stings on Friday, an Egyptian health ministry official said, according to the BBC.

    Three people died after succumbing to those injuries, Sky News reported.

    Heavy rain, hail, and dust storms near the River Nile, forced scorpions and snakes out of the ground, Sky News reported.

    The scorpions, displaced by the weather, then sought shelter in people's homes, the Independent reported.
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    There was a time Egypt was a glorious, non-Islamic country. Good for them. But today is today, and I don't care if all of them sink in the sands out of existence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    There was a time Egypt was a glorious, non-Islamic country. Good for them. But today is today, and I don't care if all of them sink in the sands out of existence.
    One of the pyramids at Giza has a hole in it because some 12th-century Muslim caliph/(we wuz) kang tried to have them destroyed because they were wicked pagan monuments an sheeit. The muds abandoned the project of destruction when they discovered it would be too much hard work.

    Those pyramids have stood for 4600 years, built by human (and pretty damn-white looking humans at that, King Tut's DNA has been tested and found to be Caucasian) ingenuity and labor. The fact that some mudslime would try to destroy them because they be un-jizzlamic an sheeit shows that Muslims act just like niggers and have well earned their title of sand nigger.

    Also, when the extremist Mudslime Brotherhood was briefly in control of Egypt during the period of revolutions (AKA chimpouts), they talked about blowing up the pyramids. And then of course there were those ancient Buddha statues blown up by the Taliban. Mudslimes are a race of deplorables, always wanting to destroy things created by their betters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anastasia View Post
    One of the pyramids at Giza has a hole in it because some 12th-century Muslim caliph/(we wuz) kang tried to have them destroyed because they were wicked pagan monuments an sheeit. The muds abandoned the project of destruction when they discovered it would be too much hard work.

    Those pyramids have stood for 4600 years, built by human (and pretty damn-white looking humans at that, King Tut's DNA has been tested and found to be Caucasian) ingenuity and labor. The fact that some mudslime would try to destroy them because they be un-jizzlamic an sheeit shows that Muslims act just like niggers and have well earned their title of sand nigger.

    Also, when the extremist Mudslime Brotherhood was briefly in control of Egypt during the period of revolutions (AKA chimpouts), they talked about blowing up the pyramids. And then of course there were those ancient Buddha statues blown up by the Taliban. Mudslimes are a race of deplorables, always wanting to destroy things created by their betters.
    And they have been doing it for over 1400 years!!

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    Only 3 out of 450, you just can't rely on scorpions anymore, very disappointing just as bad as nigger marksmanship.

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    Every time I see that Tyrone Kangz cartoon I fucking laugh til I hurt. Simple and brilliant.
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    Too bad them islamaphobic scorpions didn't finish off the other 447.

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