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Super Moderator
Senior Corrections Officer
Shit missiles incoming!
The place where I currently work is directly under the Heathrow landing flight path.
Often is the time that I look to the skies to see the planes lowering the landing gear on their final approach.
As England is currently being invaded by no end of illegal immigrant scum, I do have genuine fear that at some point in the near future a deep frozen nigger is going to plop out of the undercarriage of some third world shithole airline and pile into the project that I'm building, like a diarrhea coloured exocet missile.
Can you imagine the damage one of these low flying frozen niggers can do to multi million apartment, with top end finishes and equipment?
It would take months of stripping the place, hosing the nigger stink out and rebuilding it to a satisfactory standard.
I have genuine concerns.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Ordinarily, I wouldn't suggest you make your problem someone else's problem...
But this could make your problem someone else's problem a few blocks over. You just need a big ass crane.
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Trustee
Captain
I'm right beneath the landing pattern for Kennedy Airport, and we've had two frozen turds land, in the
past 20 years. We're about 20 miles out, right where they lower their landing gear. A minute earlier,
and they're in the ocean. Both turds landed in line with the light beacons, one being an almost direct hit.
No ebola outbreaks however, because they didn't get a chance to thaw out.
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Odin's balls
The place where I currently work is directly under the Heathrow landing flight path.
Often is the time that I look to the skies to see the planes lowering the landing gear on their final approach.
As England is currently being invaded by no end of illegal immigrant scum, I do have genuine fear that at some point in the near future a deep frozen nigger is going to plop out of the undercarriage of some third world shithole airline and pile into the project that I'm building, like a diarrhea coloured exocet missile.
Can you imagine the damage one of these low flying frozen niggers can do to multi million apartment, with top end finishes and equipment?
It would take months of stripping the place, hosing the nigger stink out and rebuilding it to a satisfactory standard.
I have genuine concerns.
As you should!! And it is VERY likely that could happen!!
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Super Moderator
Captain
As you should. Frozen nigger missiles are nothing to take lightly. Especially with all the diseases they carry. You would need a HazMat team.
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Greasemonkey
Was the plane called EBOLA GAY?
Good one!
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Super Moderator
Captain