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Asian niggerologist goes fishing for niggers using sail foam as bait
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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OMG! 
That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
OMG!
That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
I would rather wear a meat suit in a den of lions.
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Make that fake phone look like and say iPhone 13 on it and you will have every nigger in a hundred mile radius grabbing at it.
Too bad you can't build the taser into the fake phone, but I guess you might zap yourself on accident.
I know use a fake hand and give nigger a million volts and then pull the prop back in with some type of reel and spring device like one of those extendable dog collars.
Criminiggers getting tased is hilarious, on a show like that I would totally pay to watch that...
genius idea right there,
you don't even need to go to Africa just go to any niggerfied city in USA.
I agree bad idea to risk your hand / arm / wrist like that around niggers
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
OMG!
That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
He deserves a PHD in "niggerology for this!!
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
Looks just like footage of sharks charging up on those rubber decoy seals being dragged behind a boat during Shark Week.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
For today's art project you will need:
One broken sail foamb
Hot melt glue
2 rusty razor blades and/or
2 size 3 treble hooks
One 2-3' length of ten pound test fishing line
One key ring
Start by gluing the razor blades to the sides of the phone. Glue the treble hooks to the bottom so they won't be seen. Glue the fishing line to the inside of the phone attached to one of the small screws that hold the board to the body of the phone at the top of the phone and replace the cover. Attach the other end of the fishing line to the key ring and place the key ring on your finger and hold the phone with the hooks and blades facing downward away from your hand. The hooks can now be set after the phone is removed from your hand and the line will break away at ten pounds of force.
Of course this is just a joke. You should NEVER attempt to actually use this phone to troll for niggers or any other lowlife. Doing so could lead to serious consequences such as criminal charges or nigger blood on the side of your car.
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Originally Posted by
LeQuint Dickey Mining Co.
Looks just like footage of sharks charging up on those rubber decoy seals being dragged behind a boat during Shark Week.
I was thinking of sharks and the stark sticks the divers use to keep them at bay. Was this niggerologist equipped with a taser in his other hand to zap the black bastards if they didn't let go of the sail foam?
I swear this is one of the funniet things I've ever seen and the narration makes it hysterical. 
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Damn, I can't watch that video:
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Originally Posted by
Socialism_is_terrorism
Damn, I can't watch that video:
It's worth watching. Here you go:
https://streamable.com/tz2awl
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Corrections Officer
A guy I know posted this video to Facespook, (the one in the first post)
next day it was blocked,
because FB said "contains false information."
Apparently any photos or videos showing how Niggers REALLY act, and really are, is false information to Facespook.
What a lying sleazy piece of shit company.
Hmm wonder why THEY don't want humans seeing how niggers really are?
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Captain
I saw a video... probably here on Chimpout where someone rigged a bait phone to a taser.
When the jigs would boost the unattended phone off an outdoor restaurant table, they would immediately conceal the stolen loot in their front pocket.
Seconds later, the prankster presses the button, causing
The coon to start a uncontrollable break dance.
Maybe someone remembers it or can find the link.
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
I saw a video... probably here on Chimpout where someone rigged a bait phone to a taser.
When the jigs would boost the unattended phone off an outdoor restaurant table, they would immediately conceal the stolen loot in their front pocket.
Seconds later, the prankster presses the button, causing
The coon to start a uncontrollable break dance.
Maybe someone remembers it or can find the link.
I don't remember ever seeing that. I hope someone has a copy!
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