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    Asian niggerologist goes fishing for niggers using sail foam as bait

    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    OMG!

    That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    OMG!

    That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
    I would rather wear a meat suit in a den of lions.

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    Make that fake phone look like and say iPhone 13 on it and you will have every nigger in a hundred mile radius grabbing at it.
    Too bad you can't build the taser into the fake phone, but I guess you might zap yourself on accident.
    I know use a fake hand and give nigger a million volts and then pull the prop back in with some type of reel and spring device like one of those extendable dog collars.
    Criminiggers getting tased is hilarious, on a show like that I would totally pay to watch that...
    genius idea right there,
    you don't even need to go to Africa just go to any niggerfied city in USA.

    I agree bad idea to risk your hand / arm / wrist like that around niggers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post


    Looks just like footage of sharks charging up on those rubber decoy seals being dragged behind a boat during Shark Week.

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    For today's art project you will need:

    One broken sail foamb
    Hot melt glue
    2 rusty razor blades and/or
    2 size 3 treble hooks
    One 2-3' length of ten pound test fishing line
    One key ring

    Start by gluing the razor blades to the sides of the phone. Glue the treble hooks to the bottom so they won't be seen. Glue the fishing line to the inside of the phone attached to one of the small screws that hold the board to the body of the phone at the top of the phone and replace the cover. Attach the other end of the fishing line to the key ring and place the key ring on your finger and hold the phone with the hooks and blades facing downward away from your hand. The hooks can now be set after the phone is removed from your hand and the line will break away at ten pounds of force.


    Of course this is just a joke. You should NEVER attempt to actually use this phone to troll for niggers or any other lowlife. Doing so could lead to serious consequences such as criminal charges or nigger blood on the side of your car.
    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    OMG!

    That is beyond hilarious, but wow - he's brave. Looks like some Nigerian shithole where they wouldn't only swipe the sailfoam but cut his arm off for the watch. He's one courageous niggerolgist, risking it all to study wild niggers in their natural habitat.
    He deserves a PHD in "niggerology for this!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. View Post


    Looks just like footage of sharks charging up on those rubber decoy seals being dragged behind a boat during Shark Week.

    I was thinking of sharks and the stark sticks the divers use to keep them at bay. Was this niggerologist equipped with a taser in his other hand to zap the black bastards if they didn't let go of the sail foam?

    I swear this is one of the funniet things I've ever seen and the narration makes it hysterical.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Damn, I can't watch that video:

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    I saw a video... probably here on Chimpout where someone rigged a bait phone to a taser.

    When the jigs would boost the unattended phone off an outdoor restaurant table, they would immediately conceal the stolen loot in their front pocket.

    Seconds later, the prankster presses the button, causing
    The coon to start a uncontrollable break dance.

    Maybe someone remembers it or can find the link.


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    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    I saw a video... probably here on Chimpout where someone rigged a bait phone to a taser.

    When the jigs would boost the unattended phone off an outdoor restaurant table, they would immediately conceal the stolen loot in their front pocket.

    Seconds later, the prankster presses the button, causing
    The coon to start a uncontrollable break dance.

    Maybe someone remembers it or can find the link.
    I don't remember ever seeing that. I hope someone has a copy!
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Damn, I can't watch that video:
    It's worth watching. Here you go:

    https://streamable.com/tz2awl
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    A guy I know posted this video to Facespook, (the one in the first post)
    next day it was blocked,
    because FB said "contains false information."
    Apparently any photos or videos showing how Niggers REALLY act, and really are, is false information to Facespook.
    What a lying sleazy piece of shit company.

    Hmm wonder why THEY don't want humans seeing how niggers really are?
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    He should have built it to to heat up slowly to the point it burns the nigger while trying to get the phone out of its pocket.
    Give humans a pile of bricks and they will build you a city. Give niggers a city and they will build you a pile of bricks.

    Appeasement is feeding the beast, hoping it will eat you last.

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    My Dad commuted for 47 years to-and-from his night job in midtown Manhattan, minus two years for the Korean War.
    He survived 5 mugging attempts by niggers, two in the early '80s using the .380 I lent him. Right before he retired in the '90s,
    he saw three young spooks eyeball him, then cross the street in his direction. It was broad daylight, and his employer usually
    had a doorman, but not at that moment. He made it into the revolving door, the spooks grabbed it, reached in and sliced his
    pocket (and him), and got away with $18 and a LIRR monthly ticket. After he got sewed up - right back to work.
    Be well aware - niggers won't hesitate to cut you.

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    Stupid apes.......

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    An explosive phone woul’ve been perfect! So,you let nigger take it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    An explosive phone woul’ve been perfect! So,you let nigger take it!
    The Israeli's used the exploding cell phone. A guaranteed head shot every time.
    Perfect bait for the negro. The SOG guys used to salt the VC's ammunition with
    rounds containing C-4 instead of propellant. That would cut down the bad nigger
    population.

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