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    Jersey City cop catches bag of shit thrown from 2nd floor

    New Jersey officer catches a bag of shit thrown from 2nd-floor balcony
    More proof that niggers are more robust than humans.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/jersey-of...194900197.html

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    C'mon, Eduardo, couldn't you just have fake-tripped on your way to "catch" that niglet, and done us all a solid...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    C'mon, Eduardo, couldn't you just have fake-tripped on your way to "catch" that niglet, and done us all a solid...?
    That's what I was thinking. They are resilient little bastards but 120 ft/sec per second is plenty. Damnit.
    “The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.” -- Gen. James Mattis

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    That's what I was thinking. They are resilient little bastards but 120 ft/sec per second is plenty. Damnit.
    Eduardo fucked us!

    That's the bottom line...

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    Did Eduardo think he was playing baseball? There's no infield fly rule applicable here! Let the niglet drop, bag a buck on the ground, double play.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    I'm thinking Eduardo may be part coon because if that were a human cop, he would have dropped that shit like a Cleveland Browns receiver!


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    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    C'mon, Eduardo, couldn't you just have fake-tripped on your way to "catch" that niglet, and done us all a solid...?
    Really!!

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    If the little spooklet landed on its noggin it would've just shook off the impact anyway.

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    My friend was a NYC Housing cop, before they were incorporated into the NYPD. He had a "portable"
    television land in the passenger seat of his squad car, and was on foot when a 1/2 full spackle bucket
    just missed him. He ended up as an instructor at the academy. After a run-in with an off-duty NYPD
    cop on the NYS Thruway, asked my friend if he knew the guy, and he did. I offered to come to the
    academy, and fight this pussy in front of the cadets. My pal was eager to see it happen, but the guy
    wormed out of it at the last minute.

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    If I were the officer I woulda let the niggery thing go splat and save taxpayers lots of money.Bad officer,no doughnut!

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