Couldn't sleep the other night. I find really bad horror movies to be relaxing so found this one, called "Toys of Terror". I might have enjoyed its awfulness but I didn't. I tuned in after it started, took a while to figure out who the family was, and first I thought the white nanny was the mother.

I was wrong. This is the mother and her two children who are as white as I am. No explanation. We are just supposed to accept that a light-skinned, snake-headed sow could give birth to totally Caucasian kids. Even the drips on IMDB were asking WTF??



The only good part was the fugly, Africoon step-pappy (yah for sure he never molested that pretty little girl and probably the boy too) holding up a toy chimp and singing a song about his "Uncle Monkey". Appropriate. One commenter was appalled at the raycism, which must mean he/she thinks niggers look like apes?

"Uncle Monkeeeee!"
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