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    Nigger lotto attempt foiled by a Tesla.

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana...es-hit-and-run
    A man in Louisiana was arrested after he claimed a Tesla hit him on a parking lot and left him injured, but video of the incident showed a different story.

    "Unbeknownst to Bates, Tesla’s record all the footage of their cameras," the police department said. "When Slidell Police officers reviewed the Tesla’s video footage, it became apparent that Bates was lying and staged the entire event."
    We do not have a gun problem in America, we have a nigger problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    "HEP ME! HEP ME! Dis muhfugga done runt me over" LOL - NO SOUP FOR YOU NIGGER!


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    If Teslas become self aware, I have no doubt they will also hate niggers.

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    Teslanators!!

    Quote Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat! View Post
    If Teslas become self aware, I have no doubt they will also hate niggers.


    TESLANATORS!!



    Thanks, bd3, I needed a good laugh!


    Maybe they'll decide that the niggers must be destroyed and it'll be like the Terminator movies.
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    2021: A Parking Space Odyssey
    Nigger: "Hal, you is parked on muh dikk. Please move dat car" !

    Hal: "Sorry D'ArQuavious, I'm afraid I can't do that".
    Last edited by Ray Cizzums; 09-07-2021 at 10:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat! View Post
    If Teslas become self aware, I have no doubt they will also hate niggers.


    Actually a very valid point ! It's mooted that AI is a giant threat to mankind....but what about niggers? How long will it be before the super computers find out the black ones aren't worth keeping?

    " whad up mizza kom-pew-tah....got's any bitcoiin muh fugga ? "

    ZAP !!!!!
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoonsЯus View Post


    Actually a very valid point ! It's mooted that AI is a giant threat to mankind....but what about niggers? How long will it be before the super computers find out the black ones aren't worth keeping?

    " whad up mizza kom-pew-tah....got's any bitcoiin muh fugga ? "

    ZAP !!!!!

    Zuckerturd and Gates will change the algorithm to censor all TNB input from the AI mainframe. Hal will never find out about the nigger problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    TESLANATORS!!



    Thanks, bd3, I needed a good laugh!


    Maybe they'll decide that the niggers must be destroyed and it'll be like the Terminator movies.
    Please oh please let them decide exactly that! They’re like roaches though, they would live right through any apocalypse. Hell, the poor teslas would be stuck in a rut with no tires after the niggers are done with em.

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    I hope he wasn't hurt too bad. Fucking insurance scammer.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-calle...172743989.html

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