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    Dindus have a very distinctive smell.

    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    I don’t know about distinctive. Niggers smell like shit!Back in 1995 I tiled a small kitchen and bathroom in a private bussiness that built custom shutters. They had a several niggs working there and I really didn’t want to be around them. So I went in early to grout.
    Anyway, the owner left the key, so I let myself in and walked through the dark office. I told my partner “it smells like shit in here, maybe the septic tank burst!“. A nigger hears me gets up off the floor where it was sleeping and storms out. Later, when I was being paid the owner told me I hurt his star nigger’s feelings.I grinned and grabbed my cash.

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    It's called " funk" around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    I don’t know about distinctive. Niggers smell like shit!Back in 1995 I tiled a small kitchen and bathroom in a private bussiness that built custom shutters. They had a several niggs working there and I really didn’t want to be around them. So I went in early to grout.
    Anyway, the owner left the key, so I let myself in and walked through the dark office. I told my partner “it smells like shit in here, maybe the septic tank burst!“. A nigger hears me gets up off the floor where it was sleeping and storms out. Later, when I was being paid the owner told me I hurt his star nigger’s feelings.I grinned and grabbed my cash.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one, Jim!! Shitavious was butt hurt n' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one, Jim!! Shitavious was butt hurt n' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!
    Who gives a shit about it’s feelings? It’s just fucking nasty nigger!

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    My mother used to tell me they smelled when I was just a kid. I asked what they smelled like, and she just made a face and said, "Just a funny smell."

    You know how things your parents tell you when you're little stick with you and from then on and to this day I tried to hold my breath or breathe through my mouth when near a nigger. I still don't know what they smell like.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Not to go all "Bill Nye" on this shit, but it is a scientific fact that niggers do not have the same renal systems as do Humans. They cannot process uric acid with the same efficiency that Humans do, which leeches of as blood gasses through their hides. Uric acid is what makes loss smell the way it does, and that's why niggers always smell like sewage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    Not to go all "Bill Nye" on this shit, but it is a scientific fact that niggers do not have the same renal systems as do Humans. They cannot process uric acid with the same efficiency that Humans do, which leeches of as blood gasses through their hides. Uric acid is what makes loss smell the way it does, and that's why niggers always smell like sewage.

    GROSS!!!!

    I bet they all have bad bref too.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    GROSS!!!!

    I bet they all have bad bref too.
    Definitely! The fact is, niggers are not "just like us". They are physiologically, neurologically, psychologically, sociologically, and intellectually, vastly different from Humans.

    PS: I hate chimping on a tablet. I never catch auto-correct fuck-ups like "loss" for "them"... I don't have time for that shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    Who gives a shit about it’s feelings? It’s just fucking nasty nigger!
    Yep!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    Definitely! The fact is, niggers are not "just like us". They are physiologically, neurologically, psychologically, sociologically, and intellectually, vastly different from Humans.

    PS: I hate chimping on a tablet. I never catch auto-correct fuck-ups like "loss" for "them"... I don't have time for that shit!
    Sweet Brown agree wit y'all:


    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    Not to go all "Bill Nye" on this shit, but it is a scientific fact that niggers do not have the same renal systems as do Humans. They cannot process uric acid with the same efficiency that Humans do, which leeches of as blood gasses through their hides. Uric acid is what makes loss smell the way it does, and that's why niggers always smell like sewage.
    True that. Can't make coddlers, mud sharks, and libturds understand it tho. Niggers are susceptible to different diseases than humans as well, and respond differently to medications. Any time folks like us bring up these facts the nigger lovers just glaze over.
    Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midder Peenud Hayed View Post
    Not to go all "Bill Nye" on this shit, but it is a scientific fact that niggers do not have the same renal systems as do Humans. They cannot process uric acid with the same efficiency that Humans do, which leeches of as blood gasses through their hides. Uric acid is what makes loss smell the way it does, and that's why niggers always smell like sewage.
    Thomas Jefferson is infamously noted for stating just that.

    There are two types of sweat gland in the body: apocrine and eccrine. Eccrine produces mostly water in the form of sweat. Apocrine glands produce oils and toxins less for cooling and more for excretion. In humans, they only empty into hair follicles mainly in the pits and below the belt. Asians have the least of these glands, followed by Caucasians. Niggers have more apocrine glands for every inch of hide on their nasty bodies than any humans do. This is why Asians produce the least waxy of all ear canals, being almost clear. Nigger earwax looks shit brown and is the thickest. They also produce the most. Some of the stank wafting from niggers is actually from their ears. If you've been around the ones that did bathe but didn't clean their ears, you would know the smell I'm talking about. If you haven't, then consider yourself lucky. If you've ever smelled a wet dog's ear, it's kind of like that mixed with rotting carp. Most niggers don't clean their ears properly even if they bathe regularly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Thomas Jefferson is infamously noted for stating just that.

    There are two types of sweat gland in the body: apocrine and eccrine. Eccrine produces mostly water in the form of sweat. Apocrine glands produce oils and toxins less for cooling and more for excretion. In humans, they only empty into hair follicles mainly in the pits and below the belt. Asians have the least of these glands, followed by Caucasians. Niggers have more apocrine glands for every inch of hide on their nasty bodies than any humans do. This is why Asians produce the least waxy of all ear canals, being almost clear. Nigger earwax looks shit brown and is the thickest. They also produce the most. Some of the stank wafting from niggers is actually from their ears. If you've been around the ones that did bathe but didn't clean their ears, you would know the smell I'm talking about. If you haven't, then consider yourself lucky. If you've ever smelled a wet dog's ear, it's kind of like that mixed with rotting carp. Most niggers don't clean their ears properly even if they bathe regularly.

    Just reading that is actually making me queasy. It makes me wonder anew at how a burner can be such a degenerate, nasty slag that she'd play suck-face and rut with a nigger. The horror!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    I don’t know about distinctive. Niggers smell like shit!Back in 1995 I tiled a small kitchen and bathroom in a private bussiness that built custom shutters. They had a several niggs working there and I really didn’t want to be around them. So I went in early to grout.
    Anyway, the owner left the key, so I let myself in and walked through the dark office. I told my partner “it smells like shit in here, maybe the septic tank burst!“. A nigger hears me gets up off the floor where it was sleeping and storms out. Later, when I was being paid the owner told me I hurt his star nigger’s feelings.I grinned and grabbed my cash.
    That is fuckin' awesome! I can always count on you to get a chuckle out of me Jim, THANX!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    Who gives a shit about it’s feelings? It’s just fucking nasty nigger!
    Precisely! It doesn't HAVE feelings anyhow........

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    My mother used to tell me they smelled when I was just a kid. I asked what they smelled like, and she just made a face and said, "Just a funny smell."

    You know how things your parents tell you when you're little stick with you and from then on and to this day I tried to hold my breath or breathe through my mouth when near a nigger. I still don't know what they smell like.
    Yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    Sweet Brown agree wit y'all:


    Lucky for niggers. If nature deployed "Auto Correct" there wouldn't BE any niggers,
    Last edited by Tar Remover; 08-26-2021 at 12:11 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Thomas Jefferson is infamously noted for stating just that.

    There are two types of sweat gland in the body: apocrine and eccrine. Eccrine produces mostly water in the form of sweat. Apocrine glands produce oils and toxins less for cooling and more for excretion. In humans, they only empty into hair follicles mainly in the pits and below the belt. Asians have the least of these glands, followed by Caucasians. Niggers have more apocrine glands for every inch of hide on their nasty bodies than any humans do. This is why Asians produce the least waxy of all ear canals, being almost clear. Nigger earwax looks shit brown and is the thickest. They also produce the most. Some of the stank wafting from niggers is actually from their ears. If you've been around the ones that did bathe but didn't clean their ears, you would know the smell I'm talking about. If you haven't, then consider yourself lucky. If you've ever smelled a wet dog's ear, it's kind of like that mixed with rotting carp. Most niggers don't clean their ears properly even if they bathe regularly.
    ROTTEN CARP!!!!!!!!!!! I used to use that for trot and limb line bait. Niggers would EAT it........ Go figger.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Town View Post
    True that. Can't make coddlers, mud sharks, and libturds understand it tho. Niggers are susceptible to different diseases than humans as well, and respond differently to medications. Any time folks like us bring up these facts the nigger lovers just glaze over.
    Thank God for Sickle Cell...... and Syphilis.......

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