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    1. 08-07-2021, 04:36 PM #1
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      Equalattee? Houston, we have a problem!

      In preparation for journeys to Mars, NASA are calling for applicants to live in a Houston based 'Martian Habitat' for one year so that they may be prepared for daily life on another planet.
      I guess a Nigger or two will apply however there are two problems with that.
      1/ NASA say they want to see how HUMANS adapt. in a completely different (Watermelon free?) environment.
      2/ Applicants must have a MASTERS degree in Science, Engineering or Mathematics or have pilot experience excepting the kind demonstrated by Doonzil Washintoon in the movie 'Flight'
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      Niggers belong in their African jungle habitat, with their fellow orangutans, apes and gibbons.
      Humans are not going to put up with being confined with some uppity nigger with a fake master's degree.
      The stink of Newpoats and cocoa butter, the non-stop attitude and liver-lipping, and the complete
      incompetence will cause a mass walk out, followed by cries of raycizzums an 'skriminations.
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      How would a nigger adapt to Rule of Law, no chitlins, Colt 45, fried chicken, and EBT?
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      MASSA's degrees be rayciss!
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      If a human were to delete a nigger on Mars ,would he have complete immunity from the law? If so, I won’t mind going to Mars.I’d take my gun collection with me.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
      In preparation for journeys to Mars, NASA are calling for applicants to live in a Houston based 'Martian Habitat' for one year so that they may be prepared for daily life on another planet.
      I guess a Nigger or two will apply however there are two problems with that.
      1/ NASA say they want to see how HUMANS adapt. in a completely different (Watermelon free?) environment.
      2/ Applicants must have a MASTERS degree in Science, Engineering or Mathematics or have pilot experience excepting the kind demonstrated by Doonzil Washintoon in the movie 'Flight'
      Need to send niggers to the Sun.
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      It will end up being 2 nigger bucks and a coal burning white bitch. We all know how THAT will turn out........
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      Quote Originally Posted by LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. View Post
      Need to send niggers to the Sun.
      Abso-fuckin'-lutely!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
      If a human were to delete a nigger on Mars ,would he have complete immunity from the law? If so, I won’t mind going to Mars.I’d take my gun collection with me.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Anastasia View Post
      MASSA's degrees be rayciss!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper View Post
      How would a nigger adapt to Rule of Law, no chitlins, Colt 45, fried chicken, and EBT?
      It wouldn't. Just not possible.
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    23. 08-10-2021, 12:24 AM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by Anastasia View Post
      MASSA's degrees be rayciss!

      Massa!


      N.A.A.C.P.       = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
      N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
      N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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