Nigger wanted my stuff, didn't get it

[Anastasia]

This happened when I was 18, so this one's from a while back. I was walking back from the local off-campus coonvenience store (this was before I had a car) with a small bag of items for my dorm room. A big black spook (and I understand why they're called spooks) appeared from out of nowhere, got right in my face, and ooked, "Gibs me dat bag."

I just took off running. It chased me for a little bit, but gave up after realizing it wasn't going to catch me. I'm sure its little monkey brain must have been going, "dayum, dat whyte girl be fast." Sambo didn't know that I played center field for my college softball team, so I had to be fast.

Lesson learned - buy things on campus, even if they're more expensive.

[profiler]

I’m glad that you “ex-caped” from the animal… glad you are a fast runner…


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[Anastasia]

I’m glad that you “ex-caped” from the animal… glad you are a fast runner…

I love shattering the fake news myth that "whitey be slow, niggaz be da supa affletes." I was always the fastest girl on my high school softball team. In college, I displaced a niggersow from her former center field position. She got moved to right field and instead of being happy that she was still starting, chimped about it and eventually got cut from the team due to "attitude."

[Jim Crow]

When I was growing up in New Haven,CT. niggers were always around trying to steel,rob and start shit.I’ve fought niggers,bludgeoned,shot and once,even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor.I must admit, I’ve enjoyed fucking them up in the past.
But now that niggers are the protected species of the liberal, it’s best to avoid the groid at all cost.Even if you win the fight, the liberals will try to press charges against you. I don’t really come in contact with niggers much.But if one fucked with me, I still have the balls and the means to light it’s shit up!

[SGT@Arms]

even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor

I've been giggling about that line for hours!

[Chimp Detester]

Most honorable Anastasia: You were blessed to get away safely. That sub-cockroach mega-turd crap-beast 'son-of-Ohomo' would not have been koon-tent with just stealing your bag of stuff. The next step would be muhdick. That is the way a slime-ball nigger's single-celled pea-brain works.

[haywood]

When I was growing up in New Haven,CT. niggers were always around trying to steel,rob and start shit.I’ve fought niggers,bludgeoned,shot and once,even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor.I must admit, I’ve enjoyed fucking them up in the past.
But now that niggers are the protected species of the liberal, it’s best to avoid the groid at all cost.Even if you win the fight, the liberals will try to press charges against you. I don’t really come in contact with niggers much.But if one fucked with me, I still have the balls and the means to light it’s shit up!

I remember when I was on the subway in "philthadelphia" back in the early 80's and "Charles Bronson'ed" a nigger. It was during the winter a I had a Navy wool sock in my coat pocket filled with 2 rolls of quarters. The jigaboo was following me and axed me fo' a dollah. I told it to FUCK OFF!! It lunged at me while I was ready to get on the train so I side-stepped and SLAMMED a full contact front kick into the nigger's "MUH DIK" area. As it doubled over in pain I hit it in it's PROTRUDING simian jaw twice with the wool sock. Without missing a beat I got on the train, and through the window looked out at the nigger who was spitting out a few teef!! It looked at me and through the window I mouthed "FUCK YOU, Nigger" and gave it the finger!! Good TIMES!!

[Tar Remover]

I remember when I was on the subway in "philthadelphia" back in the early 80's and "Charles Bronson'ed" a nigger. It was during the winter a I had a Navy wool sock in my coat pocket filled with 2 rolls of quarters. The jigaboo was following me and axed me fo' a dollah. I told it to FUCK OFF!! It lunged at me while I was ready to get on the train so I side-stepped and SLAMMED a full contact front kick into the nigger's "MUH DIK" area. As it doubled over in pain I hit it in it's PROTRUDING simian jaw twice with the wool sock. Without missing a beat I got on the train, and through the window looked out at the nigger who was spitting out a few teef!! It looked at me and through the window I mouthed "FUCK YOU, Nigger" and gave it the finger!! Good TIMES!!

GOOD WORK, Haywood! I love hearing of these encounters with the black shitbeast! I think you should get some kind of award for that.

*********** I Tar Remover, here on Chimpout and in the presence of Chimpout's illustrious members do hereby nominate The Honorable Haywood for an award for valor in the face of overwhelming subhuman niggatry. ***********

[Jim Crow]

I remember when I was on the subway in "philthadelphia" back in the early 80's and "Charles Bronson'ed" a nigger. It was during the winter a I had a Navy wool sock in my coat pocket filled with 2 rolls of quarters. The jigaboo was following me and axed me fo' a dollah. I told it to FUCK OFF!! It lunged at me while I was ready to get on the train so I side-stepped and SLAMMED a full contact front kick into the nigger's "MUH DIK" area. As it doubled over in pain I hit it in it's PROTRUDING simian jaw twice with the wool sock. Without missing a beat I got on the train, and through the window looked out at the nigger who was spitting out a few teef!! It looked at me and through the window I mouthed "FUCK YOU, Nigger" and gave it the finger!! Good TIMES!!

I can’t get into details. But watching the bat wing fairy arrive at my dads liquor store was a very fun time for me. I’ve also seen the bat wing fairy arrive at other times. Italians really hate moolies.And i’ve seen a few of my friends express their hate in quite a few very violent ways. Lol!

[Tar Remover]

When I was growing up in New Haven,CT. niggers were always around trying to steel,rob and start shit.I’ve fought niggers,bludgeoned,shot and once,even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor.I must admit, I’ve enjoyed fucking them up in the past.
But now that niggers are the protected species of the liberal, it’s best to avoid the groid at all cost.Even if you win the fight, the liberals will try to press charges against you. I don’t really come in contact with niggers much.But if one fucked with me, I still have the balls and the means to light it’s shit up!

"even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor"

Excellent work, Jim! I would have never thought of that, that's fuckin' hilarious! What did the slimy shitbeast do?

Another glorious act, deserving of an award!

********** I Tar Remover, here on Chimpout and in the presence of Chimpout's illustrious members do hereby nominate The Honorable Jim Crowe for an award for creativity with a V device in the face of overwhelming subhuman niggatry. **********

[Jim Crow]

"even dropped a heavy clay pot on a nigger noggin from the second floor"

Excellent work, Jim! I would have never thought of that, that's fuckin' hilarious! What did the slimy shitbeast do?

Another glorious act, deserving of an award!

********** I Tar Remover, here on Chimpout and in the presence of Chimpout's illustrious members do hereby nominate The Honorable Jim Crowe for an award for creativity with a V device in the face of overwhelming subhuman niggatry. **********

I drop the flower pot on the Nager’s head because I was trying to steal my bike when I was in my early teens.
Do you want creative and innovative?
One of my buddies who worked at the pool during the summer of 1978 caught a nigger sneaking around in the locker room during closing time and dunked it’s head in a vat of chlorine.The monkey bastard’s fro turned white.Then he commenced to stuff it in a locker and put a master lock on it.
He came over my house to watch the Yankees that night and he told me and my dad. He was going to leave the fucking spook in the locker all night! My dad old him that it might be a bad idea and drove him to the pool and he released the monkey,who was crying!I seen it with my own eyes, and I laughed for days! I believe that nigger stood away from the pool for life!

[IseDaDiva]

I love shattering the fake news myth that "whitey be slow, niggaz be da supa affletes." I was always the fastest girl on my high school softball team. In college, I displaced a niggersow from her former center field position. She got moved to right field and instead of being happy that she was still starting, chimped about it and eventually got cut from the team due to "attitude."

I guess you have to be able to run like the wind these days, when you can't go to a grocery store without worrying about being robbed or raped by niggers!!

[Tar Remover]

I love shattering the fake news myth that "whitey be slow, niggaz be da supa affletes." I was always the fastest girl on my high school softball team. In college, I displaced a niggersow from her former center field position. She got moved to right field and instead of being happy that she was still starting, chimped about it and eventually got cut from the team due to "attitude."

YES! Believe me, some of our favorite videos are of humans beating the black off of stupid, disgusting niggers! The only BETTER videos are of them getting ventilated.

[Ray Cizzums]

This happened when I was 18, so this one's from a while back. I was walking back from the local off-campus coonvenience store (this was before I had a car) with a small bag of items for my dorm room. A big black spook (and I understand why they're called spooks) appeared from out of nowhere, got right in my face, and ooked, "Gibs me dat bag."

I just took off running. It chased me for a little bit, but gave up after realizing it wasn't going to catch me. I'm sure its little monkey brain must have been going, "dayum, dat whyte girl be fast." Sambo didn't know that I played center field for my college softball team, so I had to be fast.

I wish I was there, so I could have put some lumps on that negro, then whistle a happy tune....

[Coon Club Road]

I wish I was there, so I could have put some lumps on that negro, then whistle a happy tune....

Wish I was there, so I could have put some holes in that negro, then when the wind blew it would whistle a happy tune!

[Tar Remover]

Wish I was there, so I could have put some holes in that negro, then when the wind blew it would whistle a happy tune!

YES!

[Tar Remover]

Good work outrunning that ape! Glad you got away!

[Coon Club Road]

This happened when I was 18, so this one's from a while back. I was walking back from the local off-campus coonvenience store (this was before I had a car) with a small bag of items for my dorm room. A big black spook (and I understand why they're called spooks) appeared from out of nowhere, got right in my face, and ooked, "Gibs me dat bag."

I just took off running. It chased me for a little bit, but gave up after realizing it wasn't going to catch me. I'm sure its little monkey brain must have been going, "dayum, dat whyte girl be fast." Sambo didn't know that I played center field for my college softball team, so I had to be fast.

Lesson learned - buy things on campus, even if they're more expensive.

Niggers will work harder to get shit for free than if they worked a paying job.

I mean in today's economy, if you want to work, you'll get the
best pay in decades... perhaps a signing bonus too, yet you see all the yard apes holding signs they will work for food!
Niggers!

[jenkemfactory]

Too bad you didn't carry something that travels even faster.

[haywood]

This happened when I was 18, so this one's from a while back. I was walking back from the local off-campus coonvenience store (this was before I had a car) with a small bag of items for my dorm room. A big black spook (and I understand why they're called spooks) appeared from out of nowhere, got right in my face, and ooked, "Gibs me dat bag."

I just took off running. It chased me for a little bit, but gave up after realizing it wasn't going to catch me. I'm sure its little monkey brain must have been going, "dayum, dat whyte girl be fast." Sambo didn't know that I played center field for my college softball team, so I had to be fast.

Lesson learned - buy things on campus, even if they're more expensive.

Glad you got away Ana. I'm sure that that experience sharpened your nigdar!!