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    1. 07-26-2021, 02:27 AM #1
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      MAYDAY ('Slam Dunk') Air crash investigation

      Picture the scene....
      1/ Twin engine turboprop ('United Express') flying from D.C to Columbus, OH. 1994
      2/ Crashes due to PILOT ERROR - 8 fatalities.
      3/ Pilot and Co-Pilot - 'Bro's' of 'Leroy' and 'DeShawn' (?)

      It makes for pleasurable viewing to see two monkeys in mortal panic where the PIC screeches to the F/O 'Whatchoo do???!!!!' where F/O replies - 'I dindu nuffins!'
      KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOM!!
      LMFAO X 1000!
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      UPDATE

      The PIC was described as an average 'stoodent' who had difficulties in Instrument approaches (IFR) holding procedures, emergency procedures and judgement. What a surprise?
      But wait, there's more.....
      Both it and the F/O were 'Inexperienced' in 'Glass' (Modern) cockpits. WTF - why were they THERE? - Let me guess - 'Equal opportunity'?
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      Niggers aren't qualified to service the lavatory let alone be PIC's or a FO's.


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      Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
      UPDATE

      The PIC was described as an average 'stoodent' who had difficulties in Instrument approaches (IFR) holding procedures, emergency procedures and judgement. What a surprise?
      But wait, there's more.....
      Both it and the F/O were 'Inexperienced' in 'Glass' (Modern) cockpits. WTF - why were they THERE? - Let me guess - 'Equal opportunity'?
      Probably had difficulties in VFR approaches as well. Auto-pilot won't land the aircraft for them FFS. Now these airlines want diversity hires. Fuck that. Imagine those boons trying to navigate if they're too stupid to operate GPS devices or figure out VOR. I'd never fly with a nigger flight crew.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
      Picture the scene...
      Is there a link to this story?
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      Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
      Is there a link to this story?
      Sorry - I don't have a link - only saw it on the Tee-Bee; Title - MAYDAY 'Slam Dunk' so I guess if you 'Google' it will come up.
      There may however be a updated 'Sanitized' version showing humans in the cockpit when in FACT it was 'Leroy' and 'DeShawn'. Nomesayin'?
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