The Nigger and the Genie

[Chimp Detester]

A sub-cockroach mega-turd nigger crap beast was knuckle-dragging its way across a huge, hot dry desert, and ooking out loud that it was about to die of thirst. In anger, it kicked up a bunch of sand with its stolen Michael Jordan tennis shoes, and low and behold, there in front of him was a brass lamp gleaming in the sun. The pavement ape stooped down quickly and picked it up, and began rubbing it with its paw. Suddenly a genie pops out, and says to the koon: "Thank you for freeing me from that lamp! For that, I will give you three desires. What do you wish?"

The very startled nigger put its only brain cell to thinking, and then ooked: "Ize wants to be white, surrounded by a lot of people and always have plenty of wattah."

"Are you sure?"

"Ize beez shure!"

"O. K. master. Your wish is granted!" The genie snapped his fingers, and instantly the nigger was turned into a toilet in a public restroom at the Chimpcago central Greyhound bus terminal.

[haywood]

A sub-cockroach mega-turd nigger crap beast was knuckle-dragging its way across a huge, hot dry desert, and ooking out loud that it was about to die of thirst. In anger, it kicked up a bunch of sand with its stolen Michael Jordan tennis shoes, and low and behold, there in front of him was a brass lamp gleaming in the sun. The pavement ape stooped down quickly and picked it up, and began rubbing it with its paw. Suddenly a genie pops out, and says to the koon: "Thank you for freeing me from that lamp! For that, I will give you three desires. What do you wish?"

The very startled nigger put its only brain cell to thinking, and then ooked: "Ize wants to be white, surrounded by a lot of people and always have plenty of wattah."

"Are you sure?"

"Ize beez shure!"

"O. K. master. Your wish is granted!" The genie snapped his fingers, and instantly the nigger was turned into a toilet in a public restroom at the Chimpcago central Greyhound bus terminal.

Sounds about right!!

[Ignatow]

A version I heard was:

"I wanna be white, tight, and out of sight".

The nigger became a tampon.