If the government could create bonobo legislation,
what laws would you enact?

Here are the mandates I'd love to see on the books:

"It shall be illegal for any members of the negroid race to play music and/or speak above a certain decibel level. Infractions to this rule will result in fines or prison sentences."

"Jaywalking among Ape-frican Amercians shall henceforth be considered a felony offense."

"Under no circumstances whatsoever shall a nigger be permitted to carry a firearm. All shit skins serving as law enforcement personnel shall immediately surrender their badges."