... niggers, but you already knew that.

The mayor of one of Westchester’s largest cities has declared a state of emergency after its entire fleet of police, fire and garbage vehicles was put out of service due to more than $500,000 in unpaid invoices.
The mayor, a fugly sow named Shawyn Patterson-Howard, waddles over to the public trough, finds it sucked dry of slops and ooks, "Dey ain't no mo' munny! Whare da fug is muh muhfuggin' munny at? Better not no one steals muh munny!"
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It then goes apeshit on this fugly sow, Comptroller Deborah Reynolds with a truly rachet wig, asking it, "Where dat 500,000 muhfuggin dollahs go, hoe?"
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(Debbie Reynolds - )

Deborah hit back with great dignity and indignation, saying that she-buck Shawyn "done stold all dat fuggin' munny her own bitch self and spent it on wigs and prescription makeup!"

But the news isn't all bad! A hero rides up on his white steed!

Senator Jamaal comes to the rescue of his sistas and says, 'Bofe you bitches shut yo' moufs. I ain't trippin'. Imma lend you some garbage trucks."
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What about the popo and fire dept, Sen. Jamaal?

Oh, well. He doin' a'right. He doin' his best. He ain't trippin'.

The End

Niggers: 13% of the population, 97% of the problems. And people keep giving them authority, uniforms, guns, and putting them in charge of money, of all things. We've already established that money has no more meaning to niggers with uppity titles than it has to a troop of pygmies in the jungle.

https://nypost.com/2021/07/16/mount-...-unpaid-bills/