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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
Leroy says....
Every day I look in the mirror
only to see the same gorilla
No matter where I want to goes
I have to take my ugly nose
So how I dream that I could be
looking human just like Whitey
I really don't know what to do
'cos they're even full at the local Zoo
If I had a human brain
I'd no longer be such a drain
But because I leap and jump and run full speed
from the local store I just take what I need
So getting a job isn't for real
when all I have to do is steal
But in the end there'll be no glory
as jail will end my sorry story
And the only way I'll ever be free
is when I'm returned to my jungle tree.
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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
Hey nigger. Next time you use the mirror...just break the mirror. If that doesn't work...then break the nose.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Here's a nigger haiku for you.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Trustee
Senior Corrections Officer
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