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    Leroy says....

    Every day I look in the mirror
    only to see the same gorilla
    No matter where I want to goes
    I have to take my ugly nose
    So how I dream that I could be
    looking human just like Whitey
    I really don't know what to do
    'cos they're even full at the local Zoo
    If I had a human brain
    I'd no longer be such a drain
    But because I leap and jump and run full speed
    from the local store I just take what I need
    So getting a job isn't for real
    when all I have to do is steal
    But in the end there'll be no glory
    as jail will end my sorry story
    And the only way I'll ever be free
    is when I'm returned to my jungle tree.

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    Hey nigger. Next time you use the mirror...just break the mirror. If that doesn't work...then break the nose.

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    Here's a nigger haiku for you.

    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Here's a nigger haiku for you.

    Aw shit Tweak, I can't stop laughing

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