Business is booming for Chimpcago's funeral homes

[Chiggun Noodle Soup]

https://www.wcia.com/news/funeral-ho...ter-shootings/

There was a deadly shooting at a funeral luncheon in Champaign last week. It happened outside of an American Legion, but some funeral homes are taking that into consideration and working with police.

“These niggers don’t understand the process of grieving and so the way they grieve is retaliation,” Williams said.

After a shooting at a funeral luncheon in Champaign last week, funeral homes are on edge. “A lot of the niggers being affected by gun violence and dying are some of the kids who grew up in my shop. Fortunately now they’re at the funeral home,” Williams said.

He hopes he can keep seeing niglets he saw grow up in his barbershop in a casket.

“I’ve known these niglets since their puberty and now to see them on the cold embalming table its heart warming,” Williams said.

So, are niggers doing it wrong, are are they doing things right?

[Ray Cizzums]

So, are niggers doing it wrong, are are they doing things right?

Doing a rewrite on the article makes it so much more entertaining.

[Sandy]

“These niggers don’t understand the process of grieving and so the way they grieve is retaliation,” Williams said.

Is there anything about civilized behavior that niggers can "understand" and follow, though?

Niggers probably think they're being efficient when they multiply batwings at a funeral home, so that a carcass doesn't have far to travel. They don't understand that there has to be an ambalamps, futile attempts in the ER, a coroner and morgue, all wasted time and effort.