Nigger celebrated July 4th by self-deleting with fireworks

[Sandy]

Unfortunately it didn't do this years ago, before it spawned its 7 known niglets (meaning another 17 unknown).

RIVIERA BEACH — A 55-year-old father of seven died and another person was critically injured Sunday night after lighting Fourth of July fireworks in Riviera Beach.

Police responded to the incident in the 2500 block of Canterbury South in Lone Pine Estates.

Both victims were transported to a local hospital, but one man, identified as Charles Morris Sr., 55, Riviera Beach, died from his injuries.

"He was the greatest dad you could ever ask for," said Charles Morris Jr., who still does not know exactly how his dad was killed in the accident.

His father was trying to entertain children, grandchildren and neighbors in the Lone Pine Estates subdivision in Riviera Beach.

https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-p...-riviera-beach

Well, if only someone had taken video with a sail foam, Chimpers could have been very entertained by the sight of the nigger on fire.

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Yep, I would have loved to watch the video. Im sure the nigger was handling the fireworks very responsibly and didn’t have this coming at all. Hopefully a big mortar hit it in the muh dikk.

[Ray Cizzums]

I've worked as a tech on pyro displays a couple of times, where all that stuff is fired electrically, with squibs.
Fused devices have a thin paper tube at the base of the fuse, like the wrapper on a straw. The fuse will burn
at it's rated number of inches per second, until it reaches that paper jacket, then instantaneously fire. Looking
at the fuse, it appears you have 6 more inches to go. A lot of people find this out the hard way.

[tweakstick]

A lot of people find this out the hard way.

An idiot former neighbor of ours did just that. He had a dud and went to dump it out of the tube when it decided to finally explode in his hand, sending a few of his fingers down the street and leaving the rest of his hand looking like a half pound of fresh ground chuck.

This guy was a fireman, believe it or not.

He proved that pyrotechnics and alcohol don't mix.

Luckily for the town, he was given a small severance package and let go. It's a good thing because personally, I wouldn't trust him to put out a match if my life were at stake. To top things off, he already stated that he wouldn't perform CPR because he thought that touching a dead body was "gross, dude!"

NO, IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB, DUDE!

White in skin, nigger in attitude. The whole neighborhood is glad he's moved now. I know I'm glad my life isn't in his hands.

[haywood]

Unfortunately it didn't do this years ago, before it spawned its 7 known niglets (meaning another 17 unknown).



https://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-p...-riviera-beach

Well, if only someone had taken video with a sail foam, Chimpers could have been very entertained by the sight of the nigger on fire.

Da' crack capitol of PBC!!

[Chiggun Noodle Soup]

I don't really fiddle with fireworks that much these days, but I vaguely remember that you used to be able to buy something like a mortar tube to stick them in to minimize the risk to yourself.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

How much you wanna bet that nigger was holding a Roman candle from the wrong end?

[DaveInTexas]

I guess you can say he went out with a bang

[Whitey Ford]

Maybe he was really was a Patriotic nigger. What could be more Patriotic than a nig batwinging itself, saving the country a small fortune in welfare costs?

Unfortunately, he did leave behind seven 'chirren.' I'm sure they all are anchip off the ole block. Maybe we should buy them all some fireworks.