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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
A lot of people find this out the hard way.
An idiot former neighbor of ours did just that. He had a dud and went to dump it out of the tube when it decided to finally explode in his hand, sending a few of his fingers down the street and leaving the rest of his hand looking like a half pound of fresh ground chuck.
This guy was a fireman, believe it or not.
He proved that pyrotechnics and alcohol don't mix.
Luckily for the town, he was given a small severance package and let go. It's a good thing because personally, I wouldn't trust him to put out a match if my life were at stake. To top things off, he already stated that he wouldn't perform CPR because he thought that touching a dead body was "gross, dude!"
NO, IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB, DUDE!
White in skin, nigger in attitude. The whole neighborhood is glad he's moved now. I know I'm glad my life isn't in his hands.
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