https://www.yahoo.com/sports/chiefs-de-frank-clark-facing-3-years-prison-felony-weapon-possession-charge-220557743.html

 It was riding around its (leased or rented?) Lambo with an uzi sticking out of its duffel bag.
Dis aint ma gun.
I swear ta god I dundunuffin.
NFL = niggers felonious league