EXTREME EYEBLEACH Let's Play "what happened here?"

[SC Anemia]

This nigger:



This image has been around for a while and damned if I can find a story behind it so I thought, let's make one up.

In my world, this nigger was slithering around a construction site late night looking to boost some Makita or Milwaukee gold. Someone tipped off the PoPo and the chase was on.
Hauling ass and not noticing because it was night, I'd like to think it dropped into a prepped footing that hadn't been poured yet and impaled itself, brains-first.

To make it an even better story, I hope it had to languish in agony there until the local FD could cut the rebar loose.

Could have happened and just as plausible as anything else.