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    Never Send a "BOY" to do a Humans Job

    Another prime example of equal opportunity employment at its best.

    Of course the job appears to be "nigger work", but sadly if you want the job done right, hire a white guy!

    This 35 second clip demonstrates how niggers ruin everything.

    Clip also demonstrates how niggers in the background offer support to their brother chimp after disaster strikes!

    Niggers + Machinery = FAIL

    https://youtu.be/rs8cgeuzcy4


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    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    Another prime example of equal opportunity employment at its best.

    Of course the job appears to be "nigger work", but sadly if you want the job done right, hire a white guy!

    This 35 second clip demonstrates how niggers ruin everything.

    Clip also demonstrates how niggers in the background offer support to their brother chimp after disaster strikes!

    Niggers + Machinery = FAIL

    https://youtu.be/rs8cgeuzcy4
    A piece of SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT being covered by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

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    Only a nigger could go from "Lawdy Jeebus!" to "Dat wuz uhsum, dat wuz uhsum!"

    I'm surprised it didn't crouch down and start sucking the ground dry, or maybe the video ended too soon.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    My fishing buddy drove the shit wagon when he first started working at Kennedy Airport. They had a little dirty trick
    battle going with their counterparts in Puerto Rico, that would cause a shit explosion when the plane was pumped
    out. They called it, the "Candygram".

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    I hope the nigger got a nice big mouthful.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Niggers fuck everything up. A few months ago I had to have the septic tank at my home cleaned out. They sent a fucking dumb nigger. It started digging in the yard without a clue and without asking me where the septic tank was.Before I could stop it, the shit skin had dug three holes in my lawn and broke the wire to the Internet..
    I called the septic company, but they couldn’t get anyone out for a week and I needed it done. So I carefully watched the fucking monkey and had him complete the job,because I had no choice.
    After that, AT&T had to come fix the wire. ATT was wondering why a wire 20 feet from the tank was broken.I told the repairman”it was a nigger”He smiled and understood.
    The next time I need my septic tank cleaned, I’m going to use a different co.Honey dipping is an easy job, but giving stupid niggs anything harder than cleaning a shithouse or wiping down a McDonald’s table is a stretch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post


    Only a nigger could go from "Lawdy Jeebus!" to "Dat wuz uhsum, dat wuz uhsum!"

    I'm surprised it didn't crouch down and start sucking the ground dry, or maybe the video ended too soon.
    I bet it did, the liquid is watermelon coloured

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post

    "... ATT was wondering why a wire 20 feet from the tank was broken. I told the repairman” it was a nigger” He smiled and understood..."

    I've used that line before and around here, it draws no surprised response. Almost like everyone around here knows niggers ruin everything.

    Very similar to when I call for carpet cleaning or other home service I can't provide myself, I always tell the call taker after confirming the appointment... "and don't be sending a spook over here", and immediately without hesitation they reply, "Yes sir, that won't be a problem".


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post


    Only a nigger could go from "Lawdy Jeebus!" to "Dat wuz uhsum, dat wuz uhsum!"

    I'm surprised it didn't crouch down and start sucking the ground dry, or maybe the video ended too soon.

    Doesn't take much to entertain niggers!

    If you look at the video closely, it appears to be obvious Shitavious is attempting to Muh Dikk the dipper hose!!!


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    I told the repairman”it was a nigger”He smiled and understood.
    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    I've used that line before and around here, it draws no surprised response. Almost like everyone around here knows niggers ruin everything.

    Very similar to when I call for carpet cleaning or other home service I can't provide myself, I always tell the call taker after confirming the appointment... "and don't be sending a spook over here", and immediately without hesitation they reply, "Yes sir, that won't be a problem".
    I would love to deal with people who I already know I can say "nigger" around. My area is really human, but I don't know when I might be dealing with libtard cuck types.

    I have some awesome friends who, when we were just getting to know each other, I was talking with about whatever crime was in the news. I made an unintentional but noticeable pause when saying "black people," and the husband said, "It's ok, you can say nigger around us."

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    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    You just know that nigger took the rest of the contents of the tank to its jenkem factory and told the human boss "It all beez spilt".
    https://imgur.com/g3u2gkk < That's the .gif of the nigger electrocuting itself that I had on the original site years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witch Doctor View Post
    I say Nigger all the time.... Fuck them and their feelings if they can't handle it.
    I agree. If someone is offended by me saying nigger in front of them, we can’t be friends.And if they like niggers, we’re going to be enemies.I care nothing about anyone’s feelings.But I try to be quiet and keep opinions to myself when around customers. I am a five-star company.And I need to remain so!
    I read about a contractor in Tampa. He said he did not like BLM in front of white customers.Their daughter was a coal burner. So when the contractor left, they gave him a slew of bad reviews. And that definitely lowered the amount of new business he will get.
    And the thing about libtard customers is that they will smile to your face,but as soon as you leave they will backstab you.Just like a liberal,they will sling mud at you all over social media about your company.You’ll wake up with hundreds of bad reviews from people you’ve never even met!

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    The word "nigger" flows pretty fluidly around the house, with the exception of when the young grandchildren are around.

    We would hate for them to repeat what we say at an inopportune time, until they are old enough to know that a nigger is a problem, not just a word.

    One day after one of my daughter's friends left, she runs up to me... "Daaaaad! her parents adopted a nigger a few years back".

    I told her I'm not concerned about her GF's feelings nor her parents little pet nigger.

    They are still friends and she knows the perils of living with a nigger as said nigger already has a criminal record, costing her parents thousands! Imagine that!


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Online reviews can be a killer in certain areas/regions where folks won't wipe their ass before reviewing the ass wipe paper first.

    All it takes is one Facebook fucking to lose customers and potential future business.

    Carelessly dropping the n bomb in front of a cuck/libtard/briquette smoker is one way to accomplish this.

    They will network their handful of like minded friends to assail you, burying your 300+ five star reviews with 5 "motherfucker be a racist" reviews.

    Business's can't afford to lose customers/potential customers, therefore laying down a floor at the feet of a nigger dick puffer while biting your tongue might be necessary.


    N.A.A.C.P.
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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    Online reviews can be a killer in certain areas/regions where folks won't wipe their ass before reviewing the ass wipe paper first.

    All it takes is one Facebook fucking to lose customers and potential future business.

    Carelessly dropping the n bomb in front of a cuck/libtard/briquette smoker is one way to accomplish this.

    They will network their handful of like minded friends to assail you, burying your 300+ five star reviews with 5 "motherfucker be a racist" reviews.

    Business's can't afford to lose customers/potential customers, therefore laying down a floor at the feet of a nigger dick puffer while biting your tongue might be necessary.
    That's true also. Liberals don't bother picketing outside an office anymore, and they band together for online assaults. I forget the names, but the slew of "They're so racist there!" false reviews happened to a couple of prominent restaurants while Trump was president. Of course Yelp doesn't bother removing those, but they will for liberal-run places that earned bad reviews.

    All it takes is one neighbor or acquaintance with a grudge, or who thinks he has to rid the world of a "racist bigot," and a person's rep can be destroyed forever.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    All it takes is one neighbor or acquaintance with a grudge, or who thinks he has to rid the world of a "racist bigot," and a person's rep can be destroyed forever.
    I'm not on social media, except Chimpout of course, and I don't advertise, have a company name, or even a business card tacked up anywhere. Employees are out of the question, independent sidekicks are laid on as needed. That is a necessary strategy in NY state, where you better stay under the radar, or you'll be snowed under with regulations, audits, insurance, bookkeeping, and village, town and city licensing rackets. If a job is on a permit, we just pay a local with a license to sign off on the work. Pain-in-the-ass types, like schoolteachers, who want to be able to sue, file complaints and post bad reviews, are directed to, and pay a premium price for, the contractors who go the full monty. I do work for them too, but don't deal with their customer. As far as dragging my good name through the mud, my brother's bunny boiler posts a lot worse slander than being a racist, on any and all social media, to family, friends and strangers alike.

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    But again, that's a luxury most people don't have. It's wrong that a lot of us have to walk on eggshells and keep opinions to ourselves, but that's how the country's become. My expertise is on the regulatory side of finance, so I know as well as anyone that there's no "under the radar" in what I do.

    It's not even a matter of a person's reputation, but false reputations that are sometimes slander. For example, there's a fairly prominent economist and academic who once described me as one of the stupidest people alive. It was over something trivial, but the super-libtard made it an issue, and I was actually correct anyway. It was a long time ago, but it still shows up when someone Googles my real name. Can that affect someone's opinion of me? Maybe. If it's a liberal hiring manager when I'm looking at a new job opportunity, it almost certainly does.

    Being true to yourself is not always the same as keeping your mouth shut, and pride in stating your mind doesn't put food on the table. So in the meantime most of us have to bide our time.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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