Scarface 2: Niglet C-Section Disasters

[Whitey Ford]

Colorado newborn’s face sliced open during emergency C-section

A newborn baby in Colorado required more than a dozen stitches after an emergency C-section left her with a massive cut across her face.

Kyanni Williams’ parents had planned to have a natural birth, but the doctors suddenly became unable to find a heartbeat while her mother was in labor last week at Denver Health, news station KDVR reported.

“They said our baby made a sudden movement, they couldn’t hear her heartbeat or find it and they took her into an immediate C-section,” said her father, Damarqus Williams.

But when Kyanni came out, she had a nasty gash across her cheek that required 13 stitches, the family said.

Reazjhana Williams had planned to have a natural birth, before doctors were unable to find a heartbeat for her baby.

https://nypost.com/2021/06/21/newbor...ncy-c-section/

[SC Anemia]

With an auspicious beginning like that, I just got this weird premonition that this sprog is going to spend a lifetime dodging trains by inches, having lightning strike to the person standing 3 feet away, falling out of airliners and walking away without a scratch.
Just a creepy feeling.

[Rastus Nigger]

It'll look like a normal nigger after it gets its first set of lip plates.

[Chimpwhipper]

Shitquesha can tell her posse that it's a battle scar from Whitey.