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    A free year's subscription to GQ: why would I waste my time?

    The offer came with this cover:

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    I'd have to be paid a lot of money for wasting my time to find one or two pages worthwhile. GQ has been shit for as long as I've been a young adult. How many years has it been since it had any decent fashion advice, or an article with PG pictures of a beautiful woman?
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    "Gentleman's Quarterly" ? It should be called Pole Smoker's Gazette. They were responsible for Keith Olbermann's
    last fish fry. The entire staff woke up under a flesh pile on Fire Island last week, for certain. Only downlow
    niggerfaggots, and the swishy woketurds they muh dikk, read GQ.

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    Long ago I used to buy very nice and expensive clothing. Now that I'm past retirement age I shop at Walmart and Fleet Farm for clothing. Sadly the local place that had great Mob wiseguy warm-up suits closed around 5 years ago but I still have plenty of them in great condition. GQ stands for "Greatly Queer" these days.
    https://imgur.com/g3u2gkk < That's the .gif of the nigger electrocuting itself that I had on the original site years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    The offer came with this cover:

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    I'd have to be paid a lot of money for wasting my time to find one or two pages worthwhile. GQ has been shit for as long as I've been a young adult. How many years has it been since it had any decent fashion advice, or an article with PG pictures of a beautiful woman?

    What? Not interested in looking at nigger bucks wearing skirts?

    AND,
    I'm outraged and offended! That fugly nigger is wearing a kilt. Cultural appropriation here!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    I just naturally assumed it was a gaycentric magazine as far back as the first time I saw it back in my HS library back in the mid 80's. Kind of like how men's health & bodybuilding magazines have become over the past couple of decades. I remember having to go find a wayward sailor at his barracks room several years back for missing muster. His room had those scattered all over the place. Turned out he was a pole smoker. Back then, if he had been caught with outright gay porn in his room, he'd have been in trouble. The NEX sold them but it was widely know that the only ones who bought them were gay.

    I'm glad I didn't touch any of his, uh-hmm, reading material.
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    I certainly don't need a manual or guide prompting me to dress or smell like a nigger.


    N.A.A.C.P.
    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Great bathroom material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    I just naturally assumed it was a gaycentric magazine as far back as the first time I saw it back in my HS library back in the mid 80's. Kind of like how men's health & bodybuilding magazines have become over the past couple of decades. I remember having to go find a wayward sailor at his barracks room several years back for missing muster. His room had those scattered all over the place. Turned out he was a pole smoker. Back then, if he had been caught with outright gay porn in his room, he'd have been in trouble. The NEX sold them but it was widely know that the only ones who bought them were gay.

    I'm glad I didn't touch any of his, uh-hmm, reading material.
    Once upon a time it was something suitable for gentlemen, a tasteful publication about fashion trends with interesting interviews, but that was before I ever picked up an issue. That was before it started going so big in niggerloving.

    I'm known to dress well, which does not mean "trendy." As such, I wouldn't trust any contemporary mags to tell me of any good trends, let alone one featuring a vile niggerbuck on the cover.
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    Once upon a time it was something suitable for gentlemen, a tasteful publication about fashion trends with interesting interviews, but that was before I ever picked up an issue. That was before it started going so big in niggerloving.

    I'm known to dress well, which does not mean "trendy." As such, I wouldn't trust any contemporary mags to tell me of any good trends, let alone one featuring a vile niggerbuck on the cover.

    I see they have an interesting article on how to raise a boy to be a good beta sissy, while avoiding "toxic masculinity", with an illustration of a nigger buck throwing its niglet sky-high and probably not planning to catch it.

    Bonus! A video of nigger sow therapist who tells you how to argue properly (yeah, we know how nigger arguments end), with an example of two gays having a little spat. If this were realistic, the sow would say, "Always keep a pot of liquid boiling on the stove in case your boo pisses you off".

    https://www.gq.com/story/how-can-we-...oys-emma-brown
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    "Gentleman's Quarterly" ? It should be called Pole Smoker's Gazette. They were responsible for Keith Olbermann's
    last fish fry. The entire staff woke up under a flesh pile on Fire Island last week, for certain. Only downlow
    niggerfaggots, and the swishy woketurds they muh dikk, read GQ.
    Every mainstream publication is a liberal rag!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    I see they have an interesting article on how to raise a boy to be a good beta sissy, while avoiding "toxic masculinity", with an illustration of a nigger buck throwing its niglet sky-high and probably not planning to catch it.
    When I had a bit of a train ride home, I tried a couple of copies of GQ and other men's fashion mags, but just a couple of copies because they weren't worth my time or money. The rest was useless, but at least not vile like the beta-cuck/SJW/niggerloving nonsense today.

    There were only two good articles I remember: how to properly polish shoes (I'm known for a shine that makes a Marine DI proud), and everyday guys found on the street who dressed well. Actually dressed well, with properly cut suits, good neckties properly tied, and real shoes. What would the article be today?

    "The Zoot Suit for the 21st Century"
    "Basketball Jerseys As The New Dress Shirt"
    "Air Jordans Into Dress Shoes Using Spray Paint and Gold Trim"
    "Neckties With The Coolest Sports Logos"
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    "The Zoot Suit for the 21st Century"
    "Basketball Jerseys As The New Dress Shirt"
    "Air Jordans Into Dress Shoes Using Spray Paint and Gold Trim"
    "Neckties With The Coolest Sports Logos"
    And:
    "Your new grill: Gold or diamonds?"
    "Should you choose satin or purple velvet when you're pimpin' out?"

    Funny you mention zoot suits. A jabbering nigger on one of my court shows was sporting an actual zoot suit. I can't imagine where he got it.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    I learned to dress myself when I was a child. I'm good.

    My ensemble is always the same anyway. Jeans and a t-shirt. By that I mean George brand ($9.98 a pair at Walmart), a mildly offensive t-shirt and my New Balance kicks.

    Same shit every day. In the winter I might toss on a Pendleton or long-sleeved denim. Divorced, 63, living alone and not interested, I'm not trying to impress anyone and certain that I dont.

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