The Breakfast of Champions

[Whitey Ford]

[Coon Club Road]

Next promotion should feature a free NOOSE inside!

[haywood]

Next promotion should feature a free NOOSE inside!

I'd buy that product!!

[Jim Crow]

I’d not really fond of any boys in the hood.But I’d prefer the white boy scouts over niggers any day!

[Sandy]

I can't stand that flying nigger. A grocery store here has an almost life-sized poster, I guess about cereal. It's such a disgusting sight that I don't even want to notice the product (though I should so I know to boycott the brand).

[Ignatow]

I've always eaten breakfast cereals. Corn flakes, Wheaties, Raisin Bran, and I remember there just used to be a chicken logo, and when there was a person, it would be a pretty white girl, oh there's a gold medalist female skater who had a simple, conservative hairdo (not Peggy Fleming). I started getting pissed when nigger Lewis came, and football niggers. Why the hell would I want to see a dark ugly ape staring at me at breakfast? Those were the times I'd just have Quaker oats, or the brands that don't endorse using niggers.

I do my utmost best not to put money into a nigger's paw. It's so hard to do that today. Even premium cars like Audi and Mercedes shows magic niggers. Even Land Rover. Pandering to the 13% at our expense is just not right. I am not looking to the future when everything you buy will have the paw mark of nigger approval.

[Sandy]

I've always eaten breakfast cereals. Corn flakes, Wheaties, Raisin Bran, and I remember there just used to be a chicken logo, and when there was a person, it would be a pretty white girl, oh there's a gold medalist female skater who had a simple, conservative hairdo (not Peggy Fleming). I started getting pissed when nigger Lewis came, and football niggers. Why the hell would I want to see a dark ugly ape staring at me at breakfast? Those were the times I'd just have Quaker oats, or the brands that don't endorse using niggers.

My parents once bought a box of something, and I literally lost my appetite because of the Jackscoons Five on the back. I think my parents even prepared one bowl with chocolate milk.

[jenkemfactory]

My parents once bought a box of something, and I literally lost my appetite because of the Jackscoons Five on the back. I think my parents even prepared one bowl with chocolate milk.

Was it coco puffs?

[Ray Cizzums]

My parents once bought a box of something, and I literally lost my appetite because of the Jackscoons Five on the back. I think my parents even prepared one bowl with chocolate milk.

Count Nig-ula ?

[Coon Club Road]

"... I do my utmost best not to put money into a nigger's paw..."

As every Chimper should!