Eyebleach/mindbleach warning of your life: Victoria's Secret new niggerpotamuses

[Rastus Nigger]

You know the niggers have their tails tucked or airbrushed out of the pictures. VS is supposed to be for women, why do they have a skinny faggot in the pictures? Wifey cancelled her VS credit card a few years back, she said they no longer sold anything worth buying.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Disgusting, I almost puked! I know, you warned us, but I won't get that picture out of my mind anytime soon. Disgusting! I so hope that company gets broke asap!!

[IseDaDiva]

Sorry, but I didn't about this - never patronized the tacky VS - and it's cracking me up big time. I doubt ANY of the new "models" will be anyone's wank material, well, except for nigger bucks of course. The cue ball-headed nigress with the ass the size of the rear end of a bus and the one on the left -

[SC Anemia]

You know the niggers have their tails tucked or airbrushed out of the pictures. VS is supposed to be for women, why do they have a skinny faggot in the pictures? Wifey cancelled her VS credit card a few years back, she said they no longer sold anything worth buying.

Mine did the same thing. Well 'the sequel' did (been married more than once and BTW, man did she twist-off on me the first time I called her 'the sequel").

I digress. She was a pre-menopausal nightmare that lived under a bridge but certainly did have a sense of humor. The two of us were in a VS store once where she tossed a rather smokin' pair of panties on the floor. I asked why she did that and was told they need to look good there too.

Oh yeah, years ago someone here was explaining how they actually just snap-off the tails at birf. I've been going with that ever since.

[Rastus Nigger]

Mine did the same thing. Well 'the sequel' did (been married more than once and BTW, man did she twist-off on me the first time I called her 'the sequel").

I digress. She was a pre-menopausal nightmare that lived under a bridge but certainly did have a sense of humor. The two of us were in a VS store once where she tossed a rather smokin' pair of panties on the floor. I asked why she did that and was told they need to look good there too.

Oh yeah, years ago someone here was explaining how they actually just snap-off the tails at birf. I've been going with that ever since.

You must have heard the old joke that their noses are flat because that's where God put His foot when He pulled off their tails...

[Sandy]

Sorry, but I didn't about this - never patronized the tacky VS - and it's cracking me up big time. I doubt ANY of the new "models" will be anyone's wank material, well, except for nigger bucks of course. The cue ball-headed nigress with the ass the size of the rear end of a bus and the one on the left -

Oh dear God. Mrs. S sometimes asks me the trick question, "Am I getting fat?"

So now I can respond, "You've always been hot enough to be in Victoria's Secret!"

But if she's seen these pictures, she can say back, "Like that means anything!"

[SC Anemia]

Oh dear God. Mrs. S sometimes asks me the trick question, "Am I getting fat?"

That Sir is the second most dangerous question right up there with "Is that loaded?"



You married guys will appreciate the gravity of this one.

Wife #2 "the sequel" and I were pretty much on the skids back in '08 and I could clearly see that the end was nigh.
Have you ever had such an impacted ass-full of someone's bullshit that you were willing to go straight from zero to DefCon 1 and just not care if it happens????

She's on me one night just pushing my buttons. I mean being an absolutely miserable bitch (I'm no treat either sometimes) and I'm studying for a midterm, frustrated and tired and she just wont leave me in peace.
Then she asks..."we don't even have sex any more, why, Why, WHY?"

And I answered "have you seen your ass in a mirror lately?"

Yeah, that happened.



EDIT: To be fair, she actually had quite a nice caboose. I was just being a jerk and always wondered what happens when you push that button so I did.

[Jim Crow]

Good grief! That sowpotomus is hard to look at in street clothes,In lingerie,it’s unbearable!

[animal mother]

XXXXXXXL.

BTW, thought I'd share this with you.

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Me love you long time! Me so horny! Been there done that!

[Ray Cizzums]

Me love you long time! Me so horny! Been there done that!

All niggers must hang !

[animal mother]

All niggers must hang !

That’s what my original avatar had, but the admin’s had me edit it since it advocated violence.

[Tar Remover]

People got sick of the Victoria's Secret angels, because it was ridiculous. Back in the day, their catalog was instant
wood for every guy, because the models were awesome - Jill Goodacre, 19 year old Kimberly Guilfoyle, Alessandra
Ambrosio and Gisele Bundchen for example. We got to see some nips, and some healthy tushes, in their fancy undies.
Then VS lost their way, and started including blackaroons, mudsharks, and girls with fake tits. Then their products
got increasingly gaudy, and too fancy. The last straw was all the models starving their asses down to a flat tire
I'm an ass man, I need some chunkin' on the pumpkin.

Same here, Brother!

[Sandy]

That’s what my original avatar had, but the admin’s had me edit it since it advocated violence.

You can have that one now that the rules are relaxed!

[tweakstick]

I made the mistake of going back to the first page when I realized that it doesn't just have a FUPA, it's got a droopuh.

That's when the labia majora extends down the inner thighs all the way to the knees.

[Sandy]

I made the mistake of going back to the first page when I realized that it doesn't just have a FUPA, it's got a droopuh.

That's when the labia majora extends down the inner thighs all the way to the knees.

I had to look up FUPA. Now I'm seriously grossed out.

[SC Anemia]

I made the mistake of going back to the first page when I realized that it doesn't just have a FUPA, it's got a droopuh.

That's when the labia majora extends down the inner thighs all the way to the knees.

Aw Jeebus Tweak, just when I thought it was safe to revisit this thread.

[tweakstick]

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If I can just make one person puke, I feel like I have done my job.

[Ignatow]

Sorry, but I didn't about this - never patronized the tacky VS - and it's cracking me up big time. I doubt ANY of the new "models" will be anyone's wank material, well, except for nigger bucks of course. The cue ball-headed nigress with the ass the size of the rear end of a bus and the one on the left -

Holy fucking battleships! These broads must love to eat! In all fairness, the humans have good looking faces, attached to, well, I don't know, tons of pork. The negresses are just irredeemable as always, no way to call a chimp as a human.

In the past, yes there's been plus size models, I'd say up to XL, maybe XXL. But I haven't seen such obese models, XXXL upwards.

[IseDaDiva]

Holy fucking battleships! These broads must love to eat! In all fairness, the humans have good looking faces, attached to, well, I don't know, tons of pork. The negresses are just irredeemable as always, no way to call a chimp as a human.

In the past, yes there's been plus size models, I'd say up to XL, maybe XXL. But I haven't seen such obese models, XXXL upwards.

Plus-sized is one thing and grown women shouldn't look like 12-year-old boys. Weighing as much as a goddam Shetland pony is another.

Never mind how offensive it is to the eye, but they're pushing as "models" - as though their appearance and condition is not only perfectly fine but desirable - these land whales who will die young if they don't do something now. When did you last see a super-morbidly obese 65+ year-old person?

The bones and organs of a human body are not designed to carry 400+ pounds but now we're supposed to admire this level of greediness and sloth.

[IseDaDiva]

I had to look up FUPA. Now I'm seriously grossed out.

Sowwy.