Quote Originally Posted by NotThatGuy View Post

Their food came out before mine, I figured it was because the owners wanted them out faster. No big deal, I was basically on vacation. As I sat there, watching them tear into a few full racks of ribs, the breeder sow all of a sudden furrowed her brow like someone asked her 2+2. She then flared out her hoodscoop took a few deep inhales and then grabbed the nearest niglet. She said "Dju shit?" flipped this vacant looking child on her lap, stuck her entire hand down his backside into his diaper, withdrew said hand covered in shit. Stopped, smelled her fucking hand, made a retching sound, sat the kid down, wiped her hand on a single napkin and loudly said "Well, you sittin in it, I ain't eatin cold food!" and then proceeded to dig into her ribs. I watched this all happen, this sow seriously had shit all over her hand, yet she continued to eat like it was no big deal. I looked around the room and an older couple were staring in disbelief as well. My order was called, I asked them if I could have it to "go", the clerk just shook his head and gave me a Styrofoam box and off I went. I will say, even though I lost my appetite, the smell of that BBQ hit me in the car and I gorged. It was some of the best BBQ I had ever had. But anyway, that was probably the nastiest thing I have ever seen a jig do. What do you guys got?
If I didn't know better, I'd say you made that up. I've run out of words.

I looked across the skreet and saw a gray nappy haired uncle remus nig drop trow and SHIT on the middle of the side walk!
That's what they do in the muddaland. Staying true to his Roots!