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Roadkill
I live in the south, and it seems every time I pass a broken down car, it's a pavement ape. Do these animals ever maintain their cars or do they just drive them until their front fenders fall off?
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Originally Posted by
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I live in the south, and it seems every time I pass a broken down car, it's a pavement ape. Do these animals ever maintain their cars or do they just drive them until their front fenders fall off?
Putting gas in the car beez RACISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS' n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!
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Originally Posted by
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I live in the south, and it seems every time I pass a broken down car, it's a pavement ape. Do these animals ever maintain their cars or do they just drive them until their front fenders fall off?
Oh noes - don't tell me you don't stop to help out.......
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I hope nobody stops to help them. The recent thing with that guy Jason Jones should have showed people why you should never never never help a nigger. Your life is more important than taking a risk, what do you have to gain by helping a nigger? Nothing.
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Oh noes - don't tell me you don't stop to help out.......
I always yell "FUCK YOU NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRR!!" and give them the FINGER!! It makes me feel all WARM and fuzzy inside!!
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Originally Posted by
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I live in the south, and it seems every time I pass a broken down car, it's a pavement ape. Do these animals ever maintain their cars or do they just drive them until their front fenders fall off?
I learned this trick from an old friend in L.A. years ago; when you see a nigger with a broken-down hooptie, call 9-1-1 and request assistance be sent to that poor nigger. One of three things will happen...
1) The cops will have the hooptie towed, thus costing the nigger more than its whip is worth.
2) The nigger will CHIMP, and the cops will check for warrants. Most niggers -- even grade-skoo-age niglets at times, have warrants out for their arrest. The nigger will then be out its hooptie, have towing and impound fees charged to it, and end up getting booked into the pokey.
3) The nigger will CHIMP, it will get its tail so far up in the air that it lunges at the cops, and then gets a lead Skittle for all its trouble.
Whatever happens, by employing this technique, you are just being a concerned citizen trying to help some poor woebegone nigger. You were motivated only by your concern for that poor nigger. Hell -- you might get a plaque from the NAACP or even Crime Stoppers!
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I'll remember that, MPH. That's a great idea! lol
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Originally Posted by
haywood
I always yell "FUCK YOU NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRR!!" and give them the FINGER!! It makes me feel all WARM and fuzzy inside!!
Haha, that's a gorgeous idea! My ex wife would have killed me if I had done that, but I think I should do that as well, sounds healthy to me (and, at least if done inside of your own car, should be pretty risk free).
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Originally Posted by
Socialism_is_terrorism
Haha, that's a gorgeous idea! My ex wife would have killed me if I had done that, but I think I should do that as well, sounds healthy to me (and, at least if done inside of your own car, should be pretty risk free).
Exactly!! When you are going 65MPH there is NO chance they will catch you!! Plus it's fun to see the apes jump up and down CHIMPING when you look in the rear view mirror!!
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I like the idea of calling 911, so the niggers record Will be run and More than likely the nigger will have problems somewhere, probably 3 out of 5 niggers shuffling around today Has some type of criminal record.
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Originally Posted by
Blue Gum
I like the idea of calling 911, so the niggers record Will be run and More than likely the nigger will have problems somewhere, probably 3 out of 5 niggers shuffling around today Has some type of criminal record.
I bet it's more than that!
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Midder Peenud Hayed
I learned this trick from an old friend in L.A. years ago; when you see a nigger with a broken-down hooptie, call 9-1-1 and request assistance be sent to that poor nigger. One of three things will happen...
1) The cops will have the hooptie towed, thus costing the nigger more than its whip is worth.
2) The nigger will CHIMP, and the cops will check for warrants. Most niggers -- even grade-skoo-age niglets at times, have warrants out for their arrest. The nigger will then be out its hooptie, have towing and impound fees charged to it, and end up getting booked into the pokey.
3) The nigger will CHIMP, it will get its tail so far up in the air that it lunges at the cops, and then gets a lead Skittle for all its trouble.
Whatever happens, by employing this technique, you are just being a concerned citizen trying to help some poor woebegone nigger. You were motivated only by your concern for that poor nigger. Hell -- you might get a plaque from the NAACP or even Crime Stoppers!
I'll have to try that MPH!! Thanks!! I will feel the most DELICIOUS schadenfreude when that occurs!! Kinda like when the pink-pussy hat wearing libtard bitches went APOPLECTIC when Trump was inaugurated!! Why niggers can't put gas in their reyimed hoopty is BEYOND me!!
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haywood
I'll have to try that MPH!! Thanks!! I will feel the most DELICIOUS schadenfreude when that occurs!! Kinda like when the pink-pussy hat wearing libtard bitches went APOPLECTIC when Trump was inaugurated!! Why niggers can't put gas in their reyimed hoopty is BEYOND me!!
They won't put gas in their piece of shit hoopty's because it cuts into their crack and malt liquor funds.
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Captain
When we were high schoolers cruising around, if we saw a nigger broken down or hitchhiking, we would pull over several hundred feet past where the spook stood and wait for it to knuckle up.
When they were about even with the trunk, you can guess what was next.
After huffing and puffing for several hundred feet, they'd get hosed down with mud, gravel, stones... whatever the shoulder of the road was made of!
Great fun. And of course they'd get the bird from everyone in the car.
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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