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Panties on the Airplane
Three large Sheboons were getting ready to take a plane trip for The very first time.
The first coon said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefoe' I gets on dat plane.'
"Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two axed.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna finds me furse".
The second spook said, "Well, then I'ze a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties".
"Why you gonna wear dem"?the others axed.
The spook answered, "Cause if dis hare plane be goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me furse".
The third shine say, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...
"What"? "No panties"? the others axed in disbelief!
The third shine say, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box furse"!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.
Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken!
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Major
What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!
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Corrections Officer
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!
And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.
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Senior Trustee
Major
Originally Posted by
MightyWhite
And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.
Just another nigger!
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
An inmate!
Reminds me of the old nigger joke... if a light skinned nigger and a dark skinned nigger are in a cop car, who's driving?
The Cop!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken!
Ewwww.... just ewwwww!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas