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    Muddaland hospital

    My "special friend" was scheduled to fly to Lagos. Not sure why we need a flight there (Well apart from returning them to the Muddaland) but hey ho. Her airline seems to like to deal with jigs.

    I was fast asleep dreaming of a country free of the boon, when I am woken up by a phone call from my special friend (I'll now refer to her as R) saying she has had an accident and the ambulance won't take her health insurance because they want credit card and she doesn't have her credit card. I'm like what sort of ambulance won't take a worldwide health insurance policy then I remembered shes in Nigeria and thought shit. I need her out of there now.

    I pay and I am sure my credit card is going to be rinsed (It has no transactions apart from this ambulance) and I get on to AXA to see why their policy isn't accepted in Nigeria, they say it is, but the hospitals much prefer cash as "it is very corrupt".

    She rings me again, she is in a nigger hospital with nigger "doctors and nurses". She has hurt her leg walking to her room in the hotel. (Nigger construction!). She needed a leg splint in the ambulance, again, cash, charge my credit card or a promise from the embassy to pay. She opts for the embassy thinking they will sort this mess out, but they charge my card instead. $800 for a splint!

    Her mum has rang me, and they've apparently took her passport off her because she "owes money". I've rang the high commission. but all I know is shes in "a dirty shit hole that stinks of sweat, piss and lacks basic things you'd expect to find in a hospital" with niggers trying to "treat" her.

    I'll keep you informed. I am very scared for her.

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    Sounds like a nightmare for sure!

    If my employer tried to send me to bongoland, that would be my last day with that employer.


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    You actually spoke to her on the phone, and not in a text?
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    I had a neighbor who had to travel to Lagos twice a year for business. He used to pack two large suitcases, one for clothes and the other for food and water. He once ate something that almost killed him there (maybe bush meat) and swore he would never eat or drink anything in that shithole.

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    I pay and I am sure my credit card is going to be rinsed (It has no transactions apart from this ambulance) and I get on to AXA to see why their policy isn't accepted in Nigeria, they say it is, but the hospitals much prefer cash as "it is very corrupt".
    I cant speak to the wisdom of giving out your credit card to ANYONE in Nigeria (if I understand your post correctly). My advice...close down that card immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    I cant speak to the wisdom of giving out your credit card to ANYONE in Nigeria (if I understand your post correctly). My advice...close down that card immediately.
    I know. Barclaycard have already raised disputes. Even though its early days I'd never see anyone suffer.

    I am concerned I am looking at flights out there. theres one tomorrow. If I can get her home to the UK. we can get decent medical treatment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    You actually spoke to her on the phone, and not in a text?
    Yeah, was her, shes also sent me pictures via Whatsapp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    Yeah, was her, shes also sent me pictures via Whatsapp.

    OH, good that you spoke with her, heard her voice and ascertained this is genuine. This is such a common Nigerian scam - stealing people's phones and texting someone on their contact list to say they got arrested or injured and need money for bribes or healthcare and to send it by Western Union - the Niggergerian scammer's best friend.

    Hope she will make it home safely from that loathesome hellhole!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    I'm flying down to the Muddaland tomorrow. Shes mega stressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    They've not took my passport. they have took Rs passport. She is the one injured. They've took her passport so she pays her "bills"

    The airline have said they provide her with insurance that covers such events, The best insurance is not to fly to the muddaland.

    You got that right!


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    Chimpout, I'm not generally known for my sugar coating. I call them as I see them and I'm usually hated by family and friends for it, if only temporarily, even though I'm almost always proven right in the end. It's a thankless job, being right.

    What I will not do is say what I'm thinking publicly - neither will I force it on you if you don't want to hear it. You can PM me for that, if you wish. I have at least learned some degree of discretion when it comes to other peoples situations. In my older years, maybe I'm getting softer, maybe wiser. I don't know - not my call.

    The only thing I will say here is to first and foremost get in touch with her airline and try to find out where they are at with the situation. Go to the media. Call the Embassy. Do any of these but DO NOT under any circumstances go to Lagos.

    I say again, DO NOT GO TO LAGOS!!!

    Financial exsanguination is the most assured outcome but not actually the worst thing that will probably happen to you there.

    You MUST NOT let your emotions override your intellect here, my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Chimpout, I'm not generally known for my sugar coating. I call them as I see them and I'm usually hated by family and friends for it, if only temporarily, even though I'm almost always proven right in the end. It's a thankless job, being right.

    What I will not do is say what I'm thinking publicly - neither will I force it on you if you don't want to hear it. You can PM me for that, if you wish. I have at least learned some degree of discretion when it comes to other peoples situations. In my older years, maybe I'm getting softer, maybe wiser. I don't know - not my call.

    The only thing I will say here is to first and foremost get in touch with her airline and try to find out where they are at with the situation. Go to the media. Call the Embassy. Do any of these but DO NOT under any circumstances go to Lagos.

    I say again, DO NOT GO TO LAGOS!!!

    Financial exsanguination is the most assured outcome but not actually the worst thing that will probably happen to you there.

    You MUST NOT let your emotions override your intellect here, my friend.
    I think it's too late. Fingers crossed that all goes well!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Hi guys

    Sorry for the hiatus.

    I am here in this shit hole known as Lagos. On a VPN because I don't want the monkeys sniffing on yt internet.


    So the situation.

    She is in some shithole of a hospital, still in her uniform, and her leg looks a mess. All the doctors are doing is x-raying her leg. I also caught up with her boss on the flight, who is dealing with their head office back in London. this guy is useless. He keeps offering them the insurance policy. They want cash and it seems the "treatment" is just a rinsing exercise.

    I'm going to call our High Commissions (Because we found use for niggers previously we let them in to the commonwealth, so we don't have an embassy but a high commission) helpline in a moment (No one has done that!) and the plan is to get her passport back and get the fuck out of here on the next flight to anywhere in the UK. Most likely London.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    Hi guys

    Sorry for the hiatus.

    I am here in this shit hole known as Lagos. On a VPN because I don't want the monkeys sniffing on yt internet.


    So the situation.

    She is in some shithole of a hospital, still in her uniform, and her leg looks a mess. All the doctors are doing is x-raying her leg. I also caught up with her boss on the flight, who is dealing with their head office back in London. this guy is useless. He keeps offering them the insurance policy. They want cash and it seems the "treatment" is just a rinsing exercise.

    I'm going to call our High Commissions (Because we found use for niggers previously we let them in to the commonwealth, so we don't have an embassy but a high commission) helpline in a moment (No one has done that!) and the plan is to get her passport back and get the fuck out of here on the next flight to anywhere in the UK. Most likely London.

    Please keep us updated whenever you can! Best wishes to both of you.
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    Hi guys

    Sorry for the hiatus.

    I am here in this shit hole known as Lagos. On a VPN because I don't want the monkeys sniffing on yt internet.


    So the situation.

    She is in some shithole of a hospital, still in her uniform, and her leg looks a mess. All the doctors are doing is x-raying her leg. I also caught up with her boss on the flight, who is dealing with their head office back in London. this guy is useless. He keeps offering them the insurance policy. They want cash and it seems the "treatment" is just a rinsing exercise.

    I'm going to call our High Commissions (Because we found use for niggers previously we let them in to the commonwealth, so we don't have an embassy but a high commission) helpline in a moment (No one has done that!) and the plan is to get her passport back and get the fuck out of here on the next flight to anywhere in the UK. Most likely London.

    Godspeed, Chimpout. Keep your head on a swivel and get out ASAP even if it means you smuggle her out in a cargo hold.
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    I wouldn't fly to that nigger infested sewer unless it was in a fully loaded B 52.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    I wouldn't fly to that nigger infested sewer unless it was in a fully loaded B 52.
    Ain't that the fucking truth
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Chimpout, I'm not generally known for my sugar coating. I call them as I see them and I'm usually hated by family and friends for it, if only temporarily, even though I'm almost always proven right in the end. It's a thankless job, being right.

    What I will not do is say what I'm thinking publicly - neither will I force it on you if you don't want to hear it. You can PM me for that, if you wish. I have at least learned some degree of discretion when it comes to other peoples situations. In my older years, maybe I'm getting softer, maybe wiser. I don't know - not my call.

    The only thing I will say here is to first and foremost get in touch with her airline and try to find out where they are at with the situation. Go to the media. Call the Embassy. Do any of these but DO NOT under any circumstances go to Lagos.

    I say again, DO NOT GO TO LAGOS!!!

    Financial exsanguination is the most assured outcome but not actually the worst thing that will probably happen to you there.

    You MUST NOT let your emotions override your intellect here, my friend.
    I am the same Tweak. Sometimes we have to pay the price for who we are. I'm fuckin' fine with it. I won't change. I will not pacify. I am who I am and while I am hurt sometimes by those who don't get it, I will not be anyone other than who I am. And I HATE goddamn niggers. And I don't care who is offended by it. Soldier on, Tweak, soldier on..... And thank you for being friend!
    Last edited by Tar Remover; 06-11-2021 at 06:08 PM.

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    Last night was interesting, I've been sleeping on the sofa because I respect her and don't want to hurt her. We actually woke up together. (Nothing seedy happened. I'm not a nigger). This has brought us alot closer together and yeah thats really good in my eyes.

    We were in the local hospital today and a nigger "nurse" come up to us, she just said "no thanks I'll wait". Its made her avoid the groid even more.

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    My "special friend" was scheduled to fly to Lagos. Not sure why we need a flight there (Well apart from returning them to the Muddaland) but hey ho. Her airline seems to like to deal with jigs.

    I was fast asleep dreaming of a country free of the boon, when I am woken up by a phone call from my special friend (I'll now refer to her as R) saying she has had an accident and the ambulance won't take her health insurance because they want credit card and she doesn't have her credit card. I'm like what sort of ambulance won't take a worldwide health insurance policy then I remembered shes in Nigeria and thought shit. I need her out of there now.

    I pay and I am sure my credit card is going to be rinsed (It has no transactions apart from this ambulance) and I get on to AXA to see why their policy isn't accepted in Nigeria, they say it is, but the hospitals much prefer cash as "it is very corrupt".

    She rings me again, she is in a nigger hospital with nigger "doctors and nurses". She has hurt her leg walking to her room in the hotel. (Nigger construction!). She needed a leg splint in the ambulance, again, cash, charge my credit card or a promise from the embassy to pay. She opts for the embassy thinking they will sort this mess out, but they charge my card instead. $800 for a splint!

    Her mum has rang me, and they've apparently took her passport off her because she "owes money". I've rang the high commission. but all I know is shes in "a dirty shit hole that stinks of sweat, piss and lacks basic things you'd expect to find in a hospital" with niggers trying to "treat" her.

    I'll keep you informed. I am very scared for her.

    Contact this person IMMEDIATELY - Ambassador Mary Beth Leonard


    She is the current US ambassador to Nigeria.

    U.S. Embassy Abuja
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    Phone: (234)-9-461-4000
    Fax: (234)-9-461-4036
    Plot 1075 Diplomatic Drive
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    https://ng.usembassy.gov/our-relatio...er%2DCounselor.

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