Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
Theoretically, the circus train they transport Stacey Abrams on could derail, she gets out of her cage, and you just happen to be between her, and the all-you-can-eat buffet at Golden Corral. She's easily 400 pounds on-the-hoof, and if she charges, your whole family could be mowed down. A factory load might not cut it under those circumstances.
Never get between a niggerpotamus and food! You'd have better luck against a herd of cattle.