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    Songs niggerized

    Nothing But Niggers

    (parody of Nothing But Flowers by Talking Heads)




    coming home
    to the city I knew
    shopping malls
    calm quiet evenings
    the town I loved
    the beautiful clean park
    the streets lined with trees
    flags on the lamp posts
    from the good olden days
    this was an important town
    where have all the people gone
    now it's nothing but niggers

    there was a theater
    now it's a nightclub and strip joint
    goddammit goddammit

    they built a KFC
    now it's fried chicken for dinner
    goddammit goddammit

    they closed the shopping mall
    now it's lived in by squatters
    goddammit goddammit

    if this is diversity
    I wish they'd left them in slavery
    goddammit goddammit

    long ago
    they brought those coons to our land
    put them to work
    on the plantations and farms
    picking crops
    cotton, tobacco, and more
    the system worked
    until they set them all free
    this used to be a community
    now it's all crime and disease
    where is my old hometown
    now it's nothing but niggers
    the nice houses and jobs
    were sacrificed for diversity
    they thought we'd be better off
    but the joke was on us

    once there were parking lots
    now they're filled up with crackheads
    goddammit goddammit

    this was a nursing home
    now it's covered with graffiti
    goddammit goddammit

    I miss the Europeans,
    Hispanics, and Asians
    goddammit goddammit

    and when folks moved away
    the liberals said they were racist
    goddammit goddammit

    I dream of asteroids
    civil wars, and nuke armageddon
    goddammit goddammit

    we used to walk to work
    now we hide behind fences
    goddammit goddammit

    this was a doctor's house
    now it's section eight housing
    goddammit goddammit

    why did we bring them here
    I'm fed up with these niggers


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    Trump

    (parody of Lump by The Presidents Of The United States Of America)



    Trump set out to drain the marsh
    the coons and libtards all said he was too harsh
    cracked down on ISIS and the wanna-be Osamas
    tried to repeal the crap we got from the Obamas

    he's Trump, he's Trump
    the Libs see red
    he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
    his Tweets get read

    Trump got his chance to start the drain
    said the muzzie asslifters were a little bit insane
    attacked by the Whoopies and the Oprah Winfries
    for keeping their cousins in their shithole countries

    he's Trump, he's Trump
    the Libs see red
    he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
    his Tweets get read

    Trump fired back on his Twitter account
    pissed off the niggers an indefinite amount
    they accused Trump of wearing sheets
    but they couldn't dispute any of his Tweets

    he's Trump, he's Trump
    the Libs see red
    he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
    his Tweets get read

    will Donald Trump do what he said
    I think so
    will Donald Trump do what he said
    I think so
    will Donald Trump do what he said
    I think so
    will Donald Trump do what he said


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    I have a really lame one, but my buddies and I love it:

    tune of "Don't Stand So Close to me" by the Police.

    Don't stand,
    Don't stand so,
    Don't stand so close to me - NIGGER!
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    MY SECRET WEAPON

    Sung to the tune of the Wayfair TV commercial



    Welfare, you're my new secret weapon
    You've got what I need to be a real nigger

    I love all this welfare
    I have ten niglets
    I get my food stamps
    Who needs a daddy when welfare's so neat
    And my life is complete

    Welfare here I come

    I get free housing
    I shit out more niglets
    I feed them fried chicken
    Who needs a job when food stamps are so sweet
    And my life is complete

    Welfare is for me
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    Niggerloving Joe Biden NOT my president.

    "Blacks have no rights which the white man is bound to respect." - US Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney, 1857

    Black lives DON'T matter. Never did, and never will.

    You can't have law and order and filthy niggers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AFN_Weasel View Post
    MY SECRET WEAPON

    Sung to the tune of the Wayfair TV commercial

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hr5A6U914

    Welfare, you're my new secret weapon
    You've got what I need to be a real nigger

    I love all this welfare
    I have ten niglets
    I get my food stamps
    Who needs a daddy when welfare's so neat
    And my life is complete

    Welfare here I come

    I get free housing
    I shit out more niglets
    I feed them fried chicken
    Who needs a job when food stamps are so sweet
    And my life is complete

    Welfare is for me
    Good one!! And true!!

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    This song isn't something niggerized, because it's niggerized already. It's a little before my time but I heard it a long time ago, and again today going through radio channels. It sounded nice until I got home and heard the start of the song.

    Down in Jamaica
    They got lots of pretty women
    Steal your money
    Then they break your heart
    Lonesome Sue, she's in love with ol' Sam
    Take him from the fire into the frying pan

    OK, not all Jamaicans are niggers, but "lots" of women? And the kind who steal money then leave for another? That has muh poosie stank all over it.



    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    This song isn't something niggerized, because it's niggerized already. It's a little before my time but I heard it a long time ago, and again today going through radio channels. It sounded nice until I got home and heard the start of the song.

    Down in Jamaica
    They got lots of pretty women
    Steal your money
    Then they break your heart
    Lonesome Sue, she's in love with ol' Sam
    Take him from the fire into the frying pan

    OK, not all Jamaicans are niggers, but "lots" of women? And the kind who steal money then leave for another? That has muh poosie stank all over it.
    Hit him with the frying pan is more like it. Jamaicoons are a feral species of nigger, probably 3rd after Hayshees and Somalicoons.

    What about "Shaft"? When are they going to remake it with someone like Johnny Depp in the lead role, or are only niggers allowed to appropriate everything?

    Shaft
    Who's the black private muh dik
    That's a sex machine to all the hoes? (Shaft)
    You damn right muhfug

    Who is the nig that would glady batwing his brothuh, man? (Shaft)
    Can ya dig it?

    Who's the coon that won't cop out when there's muh poosie all about? (Shaft)
    Right on!
    You see this nog Shaft is a bad muhfuggah (Shut yo' mouf)
    But I'm talkin' about Shaft! (Then weze kin dig it)
    He's a downlow kind of nigga but no one understands him 'ceptin' his mammy (before he choke dat bitch to def)

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    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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