Songs niggerized

[Gallo]

Nothing But Niggers

(parody of Nothing But Flowers by Talking Heads)




coming home
to the city I knew
shopping malls
calm quiet evenings
the town I loved
the beautiful clean park
the streets lined with trees
flags on the lamp posts
from the good olden days
this was an important town
where have all the people gone
now it's nothing but niggers

there was a theater
now it's a nightclub and strip joint
goddammit goddammit

they built a KFC
now it's fried chicken for dinner
goddammit goddammit

they closed the shopping mall
now it's lived in by squatters
goddammit goddammit

if this is diversity
I wish they'd left them in slavery
goddammit goddammit

long ago
they brought those coons to our land
put them to work
on the plantations and farms
picking crops
cotton, tobacco, and more
the system worked
until they set them all free
this used to be a community
now it's all crime and disease
where is my old hometown
now it's nothing but niggers
the nice houses and jobs
were sacrificed for diversity
they thought we'd be better off
but the joke was on us

once there were parking lots
now they're filled up with crackheads
goddammit goddammit

this was a nursing home
now it's covered with graffiti
goddammit goddammit

I miss the Europeans,
Hispanics, and Asians
goddammit goddammit

and when folks moved away
the liberals said they were racist
goddammit goddammit

I dream of asteroids
civil wars, and nuke armageddon
goddammit goddammit

we used to walk to work
now we hide behind fences
goddammit goddammit

this was a doctor's house
now it's section eight housing
goddammit goddammit

why did we bring them here
I'm fed up with these niggers

[Gallo]

Trump

(parody of Lump by The Presidents Of The United States Of America)



Trump set out to drain the marsh
the coons and libtards all said he was too harsh
cracked down on ISIS and the wanna-be Osamas
tried to repeal the crap we got from the Obamas

he's Trump, he's Trump
the Libs see red
he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
his Tweets get read

Trump got his chance to start the drain
said the muzzie asslifters were a little bit insane
attacked by the Whoopies and the Oprah Winfries
for keeping their cousins in their shithole countries

he's Trump, he's Trump
the Libs see red
he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
his Tweets get read

Trump fired back on his Twitter account
pissed off the niggers an indefinite amount
they accused Trump of wearing sheets
but they couldn't dispute any of his Tweets

he's Trump, he's Trump
the Libs see red
he's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump
his Tweets get read

will Donald Trump do what he said
I think so
will Donald Trump do what he said
I think so
will Donald Trump do what he said
I think so
will Donald Trump do what he said

[Ignatow]

I have a really lame one, but my buddies and I love it:

tune of "Don't Stand So Close to me" by the Police.

Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to me - NIGGER!

[AFN_Weasel]

MY SECRET WEAPON

Sung to the tune of the Wayfair TV commercial



Welfare, you're my new secret weapon
You've got what I need to be a real nigger

I love all this welfare
I have ten niglets
I get my food stamps
Who needs a daddy when welfare's so neat
And my life is complete

Welfare here I come

I get free housing
I shit out more niglets
I feed them fried chicken
Who needs a job when food stamps are so sweet
And my life is complete

Welfare is for me

[haywood]

MY SECRET WEAPON

Sung to the tune of the Wayfair TV commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1hr5A6U914

Welfare, you're my new secret weapon
You've got what I need to be a real nigger

I love all this welfare
I have ten niglets
I get my food stamps
Who needs a daddy when welfare's so neat
And my life is complete

Welfare here I come

I get free housing
I shit out more niglets
I feed them fried chicken
Who needs a job when food stamps are so sweet
And my life is complete

Welfare is for me

Good one!! And true!!

[Sandy]

This song isn't something niggerized, because it's niggerized already. It's a little before my time but I heard it a long time ago, and again today going through radio channels. It sounded nice until I got home and heard the start of the song.

Down in Jamaica
They got lots of pretty women
Steal your money
Then they break your heart
Lonesome Sue, she's in love with ol' Sam
Take him from the fire into the frying pan

OK, not all Jamaicans are niggers, but "lots" of women? And the kind who steal money then leave for another? That has muh poosie stank all over it.

[IseDaDiva]

This song isn't something niggerized, because it's niggerized already. It's a little before my time but I heard it a long time ago, and again today going through radio channels. It sounded nice until I got home and heard the start of the song.

Down in Jamaica
They got lots of pretty women
Steal your money
Then they break your heart
Lonesome Sue, she's in love with ol' Sam
Take him from the fire into the frying pan

OK, not all Jamaicans are niggers, but "lots" of women? And the kind who steal money then leave for another? That has muh poosie stank all over it.

Hit him with the frying pan is more like it. Jamaicoons are a feral species of nigger, probably 3rd after Hayshees and Somalicoons.

What about "Shaft"? When are they going to remake it with someone like Johnny Depp in the lead role, or are only niggers allowed to appropriate everything?

Shaft
Who's the black private muh dik
That's a sex machine to all the hoes? (Shaft)
You damn right muhfug

Who is the nig that would glady batwing his brothuh, man? (Shaft)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the coon that won't cop out when there's muh poosie all about? (Shaft)
Right on!
You see this nog Shaft is a bad muhfuggah (Shut yo' mouf)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft! (Then weze kin dig it)
He's a downlow kind of nigga but no one understands him 'ceptin' his mammy (before he choke dat bitch to def)

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[Weewuzzkangs]

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