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    Close......oh, so close, but no batwings.

    I have friends from when I went to church years ago my parents' age. The man is a Honky veteran from Maryland, the woman is a Cuban who escaped Communism, hates niggers and Castro in that order. They have a foul, nasty, coal burning piece of shit water buffalo of a daughter who has a niglet.
    Coal burner weighs 290 lbs.
    Anyway, some nigga popped this sow in the back with his 9 last Sunday, but she was airlifted to a hospital in Charlotte and survived( dammit).
    The funny part is that the chopper crew needed to know how much this bitch weighed so they could be assured of lifting off safely.
    I had said something to my mother years ago about," Don't worry, one of her bucks will kill her." I almost became a prophet again......

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    Was this the chopper?

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    ^^^It should have been. Better yet it should have gotten lost and delayed in the parking lot of a What-a-Burger.

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    I wonder who will eat that helo bill? A bill with a fuel surcharge included I may add!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper View Post
    ^^^It should have been. Better yet it should have gotten lost and delayed in the parking lot of a What-a-Burger.

    Too bad it wasn't one of these:



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    ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    I wonder who will eat that helo bill? A bill with a fuel surcharge included I may add!
    The white taxpayer, of course. Niggers and mudsharks never pay for shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anastasia View Post
    The white taxpayer, of course. Niggers and mudsharks never pay for shit.
    Tru Dat!!

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    YES!

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    Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    Too bad they didn't cart her nigger ass over in a cattle truck.
    Have some sympathy for cattle!!! This ho wasn't injured enough to lose her appetite.I wouldn't let my dog near this bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper View Post
    Have some sympathy for cattle!!! This ho wasn't injured enough to lose her appetite.I wouldn't let my dog near this bitch.
    No cattle. JUST for niggers. It would stink just as bad....... Likely worse.......

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