So I was on the Interstate off-ramp to go home after work, and on the median there was a nigger begging. He was dressed pretty nice, and was smoking a cigarette and said 'Sir, I ain't eaten in 2 days, can you please gimme a coupla bucks'

As a general rule, I very seldom carry cash on me and use my credit/debit cards, and told him I didn't have any money and it was all on the card

He just said 'That's coo, I take plastic too' and actually whipped out a USB 'card reader' and attached it to his phone. I just rolled up the window as he shot me the finger and told me to go fuck myself