Niggeress left me a voicemail even though my greeting clearly states my number

[Sandy]

For privacy reasons I use the automatic "You have reached" greeting. Isn't it just like a nigger to leave a voicemail anyway? I could barely understand that Shaniqua, something about it being on a parking level. It'll eventually get in contact with the other nigger, then think some racist YT didn't bother to tell it that it had the wrong number. I don't even call or text back white people to tell them. I get so many wrong numbers on top of scams, so if you call me by mistake and don't realize it, when the number is right there on your phone, I'm not going out of my way to tell you.

This was a funny thought: what if Shaniqua was calling another nigger to meet after a crime, maybe as a getaway driver. Then as the police arrested it while it stood around waiting, it would really chimp out about a racist not calling it back. Probably not the case here because the niggeress seemed calm, but it's a nice dream.

[Coon Club Road]

Thankfully I can only remember getting 2 "wrong number" voice-mails from spooks. (Or burnt matches... I like that one)!

Both rambled on in Bix Nood about something... the only thing it was good for was playing in the break room at work until I deleted it.

If you aren't in my phonebook, or my half assed caller ID didn't identify the caller, I swipe the "Please text me" option and wait to see if I receive a text.

80% of the time I immediately get a return text indicating I have texted a land line, followed by a voice-mail a minute later left by a robot or a retard.

19% of the time they just hang up and leave me alone, and 1% of the time I receive a text from someone I wished I had answered the call, but they understand when I tell them if you're not in my phonebook, I don't pick up.

[Tar Remover]

Voicemails beez all rayciss an sheet.....