It really hurts me to type this. However my nigger free workplace now has a fat sheboon that stinks of nigger and can't type its own name!

I have to train the beast so cannot do rule 1 and my South African manager pointed out that we have to have a token. I was trying to train it (does this mean I can put animal trainer on the CV) and it struggled to type its name. I had resist saying "Its the name you put on the gibs form"

It went cat 1 at me because I asked if it had headphones to watch some training videos.

This is a fun 3 weeks. I shall update this thread accordingly. Wish me luck and I need advice!