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A Cuban, a Russian, an American and a nigger are sharing the same train compartment
The Cuban pulls out a box of Havanas, gives one to each of his companions, then opens the window and throws out the rest of the box.
The American said, "What did you do that for?!"
The Cuban replied, "Well, in my country we have just so many of those, we throw away what we don't want."
The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka and glasses, pours a drink for everybody, and then opens the window and throws out the partially full bottle.
The American said, "And what did you do that for?!"
The Russian replied, "In my country, we also just throw the rest away because we have so much."
So the American sits back and thinks for a minute. Then he opens the window and pushes out the nigger.
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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LOL.
I knew where that punchline was going as soon as I read the 3rd sentence.
Give humans a pile of bricks and they will build you a city. Give niggers a city and they will build you a pile of bricks.
Appeasement is feeding the beast, hoping it will eat you last.
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
The Cuban pulls out a box of Havanas, gives one to each of his companions, then opens the window and throws out the rest of the box.
The American said, "What did you do that for?!"
The Cuban replied, "Well, in my country we have just so many of those, we throw away what we don't want."
The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka and glasses, pours a drink for everybody, and then opens the window and throws out the partially full bottle.
The American said, "And what did you do that for?!"
The Russian replied, "In my country, we also just throw the rest away because we have so much."
So the American sits back and thinks for a minute. Then he opens the window and pushes out the nigger.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The crime here was people were made to share a cabin with a nigger in the first place.
Coalburning is bestiality.
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Niggers are a cruel joke played on society!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Onetime George Burns drilled oil with Oprah Winfree. Afterwards, Oprah was like "Oh my God! That was the best lay of my life!" George grins and says "The second time would be even better!" Oprah says "You can go TWICE at your age?" George says, "Sure. But first you have to let me take a 15 minute nap during which you must hold my balls in one hand and my dick in the other." So, Oprah complies. George awakens from his nap and then plows Oprah with orgiastic glee. Oprah says "The second time was even better!" George says "The third time is even better yet!" So, Oprah takes George's dick in one hand and his balls in the other one while George takes a 15 minute nap. And, surely enough, this time Oprah experiences pleasure that she didn't even know she was capable of.
Afterwards, basking in the glow of the best sex she's ever had, Oprah asks him a question? "How do you do it, George? Does it energize you sexually by me holding your dick and balls in my hands while you sleep?" "No," said George. "I just wanted to know where your hands were because the last time I banged a nigger broad she stole my wallet while I was asleep."
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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I’ve heard dozens of versions of that same joke. I still like it!