The shopping spree in Cleveland is about to begin!

In less than 24 hours, 2 felonious coons have been fatally rung up by the boys in blue... or in suits in the first case!

The first one was issued a set of wings by the DEA.
Apparently a couple of silly shines knuckled up on 2 DEA agents sitting in their car in a rather seedy neighborhood indeed, allegedly attempting to relieve them of their automobile by brandishing a weapon.

G men don't fuck with tasers and deployed the right tool for the right job saying I don't think so Mr. Boo... and promptly lead poisoned the silly coon.


The agent told investigators he felt 'threatened' before firing his own weapon. The family of the man who was shot disputes that claim.
https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/...1-aa3391ca0714

The next jigaboo apparently confused the command to "get on the ground" with "pull your Hi-Point from your waist band" after failing to scale a backyard fence.

This coon was also appropriately dispatched by perforation to hell.


Cleveland Police Chief Calvin Williams said the man was wanted on two violent felony warrants.
https://www.wkyc.com/mobile/article/...e-fa86bf9d3724

So 3-2-1 Cleveland... brace for impact when the coons wake up this afternoon!