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    Lemme Axe you something


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    SC Anemia
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    Sure hope none of you guys ever wore Axe because I don't want to offend anyone but...
    That is the most gawd-awful shit that has ever been marketed. I rented an apartment with another human in college who wore that crap. It's as pungent as deer estrus and you can smell it lingering in a room for days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    Sure hope none of you guys ever wore Axe because I don't want to offend anyone but...
    That is the most gawd-awful shit that has ever been marketed. I rented an apartment with another human in college who wore that crap. It's as pungent as deer estrus and you can smell it lingering in a room for days.
    You've got that right. I tried it years ago when it was new, and specifically marketed to young men. It's worse than the cheapest cologne and makes Old Spice seem sophisticated!
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    I had a younger cousin who told me that his crowd would use Old Spice when they were hitting up the bars or parties - they felt it provided a subconscious feeling of safety and security to the ladies because it would subconsciously remind them of a grandfather or their father.

    (of course this was back in the day when young adults were of a generation who grew up with many fathers and grandfathers wearing Old Spice - and they didn't have commercials with beastly negroes like Terry Crews)

    Wear Old Spice and you'll get LAID!!

    I don't hate negroes, I just feel better when they aren't around.

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    My youngest wears that shit. I tell him he smells like a bitch.

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    All of Axe products are nigger named.

    Africa, Essence, dark temptation,black chill, gold temptation...etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by justin igger View Post
    All of Axe products are nigger named.

    Africa, Essence, dark temptation,black chill, gold temptation...etc
    They probably have a "magic nigger" in marketing they just slobber all over. Just a hunch though.

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