Close

Likes Likes:  3
Reply to Thread
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 21 to 26 of 26
  1. #21
    Administrator
    Captain
    Ignatow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2018
    Location
    Socal
    Posts
    6,338
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    Did you ever watch Hell's Kitchen? There was a nigger competing for an initial spot that made, I'm not kidding, hickory-rubbed watermelon.
    I used to watch Master Chef. I always hated the negress bitches and my GF always smirked, knowing I was such a nigger hater. They ooked, screeched, thought they were great and beautiful, but simply monkeys. I learn a thing or two with that show. The moment a nigger won, some fat ugly buffalo looking abomination, I stopped watching. I don't know if they still make that series.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

  2. #22
    Socialism_is_terrorism
    Chimpout Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    Did you ever watch Hell's Kitchen? There was a nigger competing for an initial spot that made, I'm not kidding, hickory-rubbed watermelon.
    Probably that nonsense was invented by a human as well (like everything). In 2017 I've been to NY for work. My client showed me a "fabulous" restaurant. Well, we ended up at a place where they made "watermelon roast", essentially a marinated watermelon smoked in hickory. Ridiculous, and incredibly expensive (I did refuse to order that), if I remember right it was $80.
    Edit, I just found it: https://ny.eater.com/2018/9/5/178238...termelon-viral

  3. #23
    Administrator
    LT. Colonel
    Sandy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2017
    Posts
    10,443
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Probably that nonsense was invented by a human as well (like everything). In 2017 I've been to NY for work. My client showed me a "fabulous" restaurant. Well, we ended up at a place where they made "watermelon roast", essentially a marinated watermelon smoked in hickory. Ridiculous, and incredibly expensive (I did refuse to order that), if I remember right it was $80.
    Edit, I just found it: https://ny.eater.com/2018/9/5/178238...termelon-viral


    Does he take EBT so he can market it properly to niggers?
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

  4. #24
    Socialism_is_terrorism
    Chimpout Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post


    Does he take EBT so he can market it properly to niggers?
    I don't know, but I'd guess so as well: New York, strange food guy, he simply has to be a hard core democrat. On the other hand: Isn't watermelon "cultural approbation"? Would have been probably pretty funny to accuse him to be guilty of that, haha.

  5. #25
    Senior Trustee
    LT. Colonel
    haywood's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2017
    Posts
    11,124
    Post Thanks / Like
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post


    Does he take EBT so he can market it properly to niggers?
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. #26
    Unregistered
    Chimpout Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Probably that nonsense was invented by a human as well (like everything). In 2017 I've been to NY for work. My client showed me a "fabulous" restaurant. Well, we ended up at a place where they made "watermelon roast", essentially a marinated watermelon smoked in hickory. Ridiculous, and incredibly expensive (I did refuse to order that), if I remember right it was $80.
    Edit, I just found it: https://ny.eater.com/2018/9/5/178238...termelon-viral
    The bad part of food science is that after a certain point, spicing things up becomes more of a "paint by numbers" thing, or, in my case, a search for simplicity.

    Some people like to go all out with the spices and concoct all sorts of flavorful combinations. But all you really need are equal amounts of "regular" sugar, table salt, and accent (monosodium glutamate).

    Then either cook the food in some sort of fat (butter, oil, lard, shortening, or fat from the item itself) or smear it on the food if that makes more sense (bread comes to mind here).

    Now you've just taken care of what the human body and mind generally craves most: salt, carbs, "protein," and fat. You should probably try to make sure you actually have a decent amount of protein available or the MSG will make you feel funny, and not necessarily in a good way (putting it on food to mask its lack of protein is literally the opposite of what you should be doing; it works best on protein heavy foods).

    But back on topic, paying $80 for a watermelon roast is like paying $30 for a bucket of KFC. It ain't authentic Matsusaka beef, and we all know damned well that it costs damned well less than that to make.

    With stuff like KFC, it's like you're paying a tax just to buy brand name food. Nowadays you can go to almost any supermarket and get a fried chicken at a cost that is slightly higher than what you would pay for an uncooked chicken, but since they went to the effort of doing most of the labor for me, I can justify paying a little extra. I know fried chicken gets a bad rap around here due to being associated with niggers, but it's still food, and it's healthier than a lot of the things you can find in a grocery store.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may post new threads
  • You may post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •