Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
Compound! Meaning shattered bone has punctured and exited the skin. Meaning this nigger will never, ever golf again. Of course, he'll still be able to chase mudsharks, TNB, stink up the ESPN and just generally be an eyesore to humanity.

Most shvoogie sports stars, when faced with retirement, have nothing left to keep them in check. No spring practice, no managers, no contracts - nothing.

When this happens, it inevitably leads to the type of unrestrained TNB that makes for hilarious headlines of Simpsonian proportions.

Don't worry Chimpers, even though it probably got away with this one as far as the law goes, we haven't heard the last of this half breed monkey by a long shot.

Many more laughs are sure to follow just as soon as it starts rehab and goes full tilt on the pain meds.