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Javon is now braindead after eating a fiery lead sandwich for trying to ambush Highway Patrol trooper
‘He wasn’t himself.’ Man who ambushed Miami trooper might have had mental break, mom says
A 20-year-old Miramar man has been identified as the gunman who suddenly ambushed a Florida Highway Patrol trooper sitting inside his patrol car more than a week ago. The trooper was not hurt, returned fire and critically wounded the attacker — all as motorists on the busy street near Aventura watched in horror.
An' heeza gud boi, dindu nuffins!
‘He wasn’t himself.’ Man who ambushed Miami trooper might have had mental break, mom says
But Jones, who remains unable to speak in critical condition at the hospital, might have suffered a mental breakdown, she said. In recent months, Jones had begun talking to her “about the universe” and “opening up his third eye,” she said.
“He wasn’t himself,” Horn said. “Something got into him.”
His prognosis, according to his mother is not good. Jones suffered a stroke Thursday and is brain dead
He's also an avid JOGGER!
On the morning of Feb. 3, Horn said, he left the family’s Miramar home to go jogging or work out.
“For unknown reasons. It almost seems like the trooper was targeted. It was like an ambush,” Camacho said last week.
The trooper’s car was shot up but he was not hit. He returned fire and hit Jones, who was rushed to Aventura Hospital.
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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/loc...249193405.html
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DAMN JOGGERS!
Yeah, I know that after getting my shoes on, the first thing I do before I go jogging is pick out which handgun I'm going to carry then get in my car and drive around looking for a good place to jog.
Baff salts, jenkem and weed sprinkled with some PCP. It really makes for a great run!
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
I'll bet the Bat Fairy has an appointment in the not to distant future!!
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"Jogger" has become a "racist" term, even though it's niggers that made it the new dindu excuse.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jogger
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/jogger
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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How could they determine it’s brain dead? Sounds like a typical nigger to me.
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“He wasn’t himself,” Horn said. “
Something got into him.”
Originally Posted by
tweakstick
DAMN JOGGERS!
Yeah, I know that after getting my shoes on, the first thing I do before I go jogging is pick out which handgun I'm going to carry then get in my car and drive around looking for a good place to jog.
Baff salts, jenkem and weed sprinkled with some PCP. It really makes for a great run!
Ha! You beat me to it.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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^^There's a first time for everything, Diva!
I think this paper was shooting for the opposite of my laughter.
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tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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...and “opening up his third eye,” she said.
Another downlow nigger exposed.
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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He jogged his way into an early grave.
The only "advanced nigger run nation" in the world, Wakanda, is in a pre-adolescent, comic book, super hero fantasy created by whites.
I learned racism from the nigs. I am not a white supremacist, just a black inferioricist.
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Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
...and “opening up his third eye,” she said.
Another downlow nigger exposed.
I caught that!
Back when I was younger, the running joke was to question a guys sexuality by quoting the Crystal Gayle song at the guy saying "Hey (name), don't it make your brown eye blue?" (as in black and blue!)
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tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.