They should harness this publicity, and come out with Buffarilla Glue, made especially for the ridiculous hair stylings of today's wild negro. Need to attach the pelt of some hapless critter to your nappy cranium ? Got a 5 pound pile of rope, nest-o-snakes, or exploded parrot, and you want it to stay on - even in a brawl at Chuck E Spears ? Don't use nails or staples, use Buffarilla Spray. Just look for Stacey Abrams on the can.